Ant & Dec short comedy fanfic (MUST READ)

Sherlock Holmes

Now I know what it is,

THAT STUPID SPIDER WAS ON MY BACK THE WHOLE TIME.

I let out a shriek. I can't keep it in any more. I think I just broke a world record, for the loudest & highest shriek.

Actually I think it's 2 records. I've never done well in my maths classes.

Anyway,

Isla woke up first, she's like the alarm of the whole street. I look out of the window and everyone turned on their lights. I even heard one saying in a Scottish accent "JUST LET ME GET SOME SLEEP, IT'S 3 AM"

Ahh, it's 3 AM in the morning. I took 3 hours to climb up & down the drainpipe with that spider.

I hid under Dec & Ali's bed. I can hear Ali comforting Isla. The "beast" is still snoring.

Ali told Dec "There's someone in the house, you should go and see who it is."

"Probably it was just a false alarm." -Dec said in a sleepy voice

"It was no alarm, I heard someone screaming." - Ali said

"Alright alright I'll go and see what's happening." - Dec muttered

He turned on the lights and went downstairs to check the CCTV.

"Wait..."- Ali said "Isla just cried when she heard the scream, so I think he or she could still be in here."

'Oh why oh why did Dec marry that canny lass.' - I thought. She should be the detective in "Who Shot Simon Cowell?" instead of Emilia Fox.

"Good point." - Dec said and he started to search around the room.

He opened the wardrobe to check if "the thief" is there.

He started going through all his clothes. Probably checking to see if the thief has stolen anything.

I can't find the 'Dec's nips' shirt. Probably it's hidden somewhere behind that mountain of clothing.

"Why don't you check under the bed?"- Ali asked "I think he or she was trying to escape but we woke up so that's the only possible place to hide."

'Has she been reading Sherlock Holmes in her free time?' - I thought

Dec crouched down to look under the bed.

'Oh no.' - I thought 'I'm doomed'

There's no way I'm gonna escape now, so I gave up.

I crawl out.

"Okay, it's just me"- I put my hands up

I didn't expect this to happen, Dec let out the louder shriek. He broke MY world records.

That Scottish man shouted: "FOR GOODNESS'S SAKE JUST LET ME SLEEP. I'VE GOT A MEETING TOMORROW."

"It's me, Dec it's me!"- I said

I took the ninja mask off.

Dec stopped screaming. Now I know why he was screaming, under his bed is full of fluff, they all stuck to me and they made me look like a giant pigeon.

Not really "giant" for most people, only "giant" to Dec because I'm slightly taller than him.

"W...WH... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"- Dec asked

"Long story, mate. Long story."- I said "I'll tell you later."