Humor is just a
Mechanism for the void
Ḧ̱͖̥̝́̇̎̇a͑͢ ̩̬͖̗̯̉͌̏̊́h̖̬͉̉̿̎a̗̜̼̓̀͝ ̛͉͕͍͚̭̀̽͐̆ḥ̢̰̿̎͞ą̱͂̎ ̖̞͕̌̾̈́h̰̟̟̃̇̋ȃ͈̮̌.͎̘̫́̌̈́͗͟.̨̲͔̦̑͋͛͞͝ͅ...̛͟h̜͙͆̍̀̈́͜͜ḁ̮͕̭̫̻̍̈́̊͌̎͂ȧ͖̟̭̰̤̐̍̈́͝a̳̥̓̐̿̓͟͜a̧̯̩͆̿͊̌͟a̘̍a̢͕̳̟̥̤͙͑̊̔̈͑̕̚ä̛̮̹͚̽aa̯͖̩̪͉̥̍̐̈́̀̚͝ͅa͖̽̿͟à̫͍͕̞̒̓̍͢͞a̭͉̹͓̳͇̩̥͆̇̈́͊̀̂͛̍a͍̙͕̰̒͑̈́̋̍͢ą̢͓̙͖̼͕̯̤̺͈͚̩̜̍͒̆͗̈́̅͛̇̔̾̃̔͆̕͜͜͠͠å̖͇̖̈́́̚͢a̡̙̦̱̼͇͖͕̤̟͓̙̙͉̭͋̉̉̑̏̔̍͒̈̐̑̔̋̕͝a͔̣̟̜̫͙͎͚̜̜̞̙͍̲̥̭̻̖̙͙͒̊͂́̇́̈́̓̍̆͑̈̆̑̋̋̇̽̚̚͟͟͟͠͠͠͠ͅả̖͈̋a̬̳̰̐̓̒͘͜.͍̭̮̖͒͗̍͋.̧̺̦̗̻̞͈͖̝̐͐̿̀̏̊͑͌͑.̘͙̲̘̰̖̤̫̪͉̟̟̦̮̲̱̲͐̊̈́͌͆̂̀̈̒͐̓̃̑̽̒̚̚͟͟͝͞.....
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...There seems to have been some technical difficulties...
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...Excuse this interruption as we work to return you to your normally scheduled haiku...
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...Testing 1, 2, 3
Beeman greets you once again
Would you like a snack?
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Bee Haikus
PuisiDaily haikus for the spirited souls of beemen. To join the cult, a sacrifice of honey must be made to the bee gods. Failure to do so will result in immediate termination. Enjoy whatever the hell this is supposed to bee~ (I take credit only for the w...