🚼🚫💰💰
I will feed yo ass to the monster🛒er
someone's mad🚼🚫💰💰
Ari is really salting my onions.y3k
lolgraVYY👀
"yIKES" - n.m.🚼🚫💰💰
UR SO MEAN FOR DOING THATy3k
LOL I DONT REGRET ITT🛒er
🤦♀️🤦♀️🚼🚫💰💰
>:(graVYY👀
what happened.y3k
I yelled at him to come into the room and I out plastic wrap so he could hit his head. AND IT WORKED AND HE FELL ON THE FLOOR🛒 er
I low-key wanna see that🚼🚫💰💰
🤐graVYY
that's when you know those glasses make u looks dumb 😪y3k
he was wearing them too because he ran so fast it left an impression when he ran into the plastic wrap🛒er
what did u tell himy3k
I told him there is a new episode of little baby bum on-
graVYY👀
that is for babies..🚼🚫💰💰
I HAVE BABY IN MY NAME🛒er
ur name is ALEX SHUT UP
but like, why did u run so fast for that.🚼🚫💰💰
I was vv excitedgraVyy👀
I wouldn't be surprised if he was talking about porn
BUT A BABIES SHOW?y3k
y'know what makes him pissed off even more.🚼🚫💰💰
THERE WASNT EVEN A NEW FREAKING EPISODE🛒er
what is wrong with my boyfriend🚼🚫💰💰
ikr!!graVYY
y'know I accidentally clicked on his Netflix account
and I saw that in his continue wayching section
I just thought y'all had sex and is accidentally picked "season 2 episode 5" but now i don't think that anymore.🛒er
yeah heres the thing
I move the remote as far away as possible🚼🚫💰💰
you really did me like that.
ok I see how it is.y3k
ur own girl betrayed uugraVYY👀
sucks to suck Alex.🛒er
but I suck Alexy3k
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Fanfiction[PART 1]this book was created to make you laugh and it has some dirty jokes in there.. I hope you enjoy!! <3 finished: 3-17-19 **DISCLAIMER** This book involves cussing and inappropriate behavior. Read at you're own risk.