Everytime Vladimir or Xenon managed to escape from the jail...
The guard went on checking the cells when he noticed something inside Vladimir/Xenon's cell...
Guard: Huh?
A same hair as Vladimir/Xenon but the huge difference are the bulk body and only wearing shorts.
Guard: He replaced himself with a dummy!?
Dummy; No. I am Vladimir/Xenon--
Guard: Shut up!! Where did he go--!?
( Right now I wrote some stories to distract myself so I guess I'm forcing myself...)