Woof, Meow
Takashi: I'm a dog person myself.
Eirito: *Happy* Oh! I am too!
Maia: ...I prefer cats over dogs.
Xenon: Which one do you prefer Uncle Vlad? Cats or dogs?
Vladimir: You want to know? My favourite animal is you humans of course.
Silence...
Takashi: Vlad.... *Horror* ...Are you saying that you keep a person collared and leashed and raised them as a pet...?
They imagined Vladimir asking Maia to do a shake hand trick.
Xenon & Eirito: *Gulp & shook in fear*
Maia: I did not know you have such hobbies Vlad-san...
Vladimir: *Serious* Don't be ridiculous. I'm only joking. There is no way I will do that to anyone.
(Actually, it's possible for Vladimir to do that if you made him really mad--Though it's really rare--)