Can I have your number? [Completed] ✅

11 - Chaos

Kim Namjoon is not having a very nice evening. In fact, he's really uncomfortable. And the cause of this? Jeon Jungkook. The man is undressing him with his eyes. Namjoon groans again when he sees how Jungkook licks his lips and rakes his body with his eyes. He's fucking scared. He's so scared, that he feels if he has an unfortunate moment alone with the said male, he will surely strip him of his dignity. And Namjoon has a deep secret that only Seokjin knows about. He's a virgin.

"Can you please stop scaring my friend, Jungkook?" Seokjin asks a surprised Jungkook as Namjoon whines next to him yet again.

"Wh-what? Scaring him? Oh! I had no idea I was doing that," he lies easily.

Seokjin rolls his eyes and Taehyung kicks Jungkook under the table, giving him a warning glare. Jimin has pointedly turned away from Yoongi who looks so amused by this action. Seokjin can't believe that THE Min Yoongi is wide awake and even smiling.

As if on cue, the indomitable Jung Hoseok enters the restaurant and saunters over to their table after catching Taehyung's eye. Now the fun will begin, thinks Taehyung.

"What you bitches up to?" He steps up to them and wiggles his ass close to Jimin's face for him to move further into the booth. Jimin visibly cringes and moves away from him. "Oh my fucking God! You're such a cutie," he exclaims, gawking at a bewildered Yoongi. "Bitch, you didn't tell me this hot stuff was going to be joining us," he indicates to Taehyung, who giggles and introduces the said male to Hoseok.

Seokjin's eyes go wide as saucers at his audacious behaviour and Jimin groans. Taehyung chuckles, embarrassed yet not.

"Seokjin-ah, may I introduce my friend Jung Hoseok," he indicates Hoseok who smiles widely and takes in the beauty that is Kim Seokjin.

"You are fucking gorgeous! I see why he kicked Gummie's ass out. Sorry Minie, but he's damn fine!" Jimin groans again and wishes the table would gobble him up.

"It's very nice to meet you Hoseok," Jin says.

"Oh please baby, call me Hobi, as I'm a Hoe, you know?" and he winks at a startled Jin. Taehyung guffaws and Jin looks at him sternly. He closes his mouth quickly.

"So, are you guys like officially dating or officially fucking?" Hoseok asks and Namjoon spits out his water all over a startled Jungkook.

"I haven't asked Jin to be my boyfriend as yet Hobi and no, we're not officially fucking either."

"That's a damn shame. If I were you, I'd be tapping that fine ass a long time ago. What's gotten into you V, you losing your touch?"

Seokjin thinks Hoseok has no filter and he's not wrong. Hoseok doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone.

"So cutie," indicating Yoongi, "you taken?" He winks at Yoongi who looks at him with a bored expression.

"Actually, I'm not." Yoongi looks at Jimin, who looks away purposefully.

"Really? You wanna get out of this boring dinner and fuck?" Hoseok is bold.

Jimin screams. He's had enough of Hobi. "How can you be so crass hyung? We're guests here!"

Hoseok scoffs. "If the cutie doesn't mind, what's it to you shortstack?"

"I do mind! Now can we please get back to our dinner without you being rude and crude. Seokjin hyung has made such beautiful food and we can't even enjoy it!"

"Calm your tits down bitch. You eat what you want and I'll eat what I want," and he winks at Yoongi who just smirks. He's enjoying Jimin's outburst and obvious jealousy. He decides to up the game.

"What do you say we actually get out of here later Hobi?" He winks at Hoseok who smiles widely.

"Now that's a plan I like," and he leans in and licks Yoongi on the lips, startling him but he doesn't react. He wants to see what Jimin will do. Taehyung is now hyperventilating and questioning whether he was drunk when he invited Hobi.

"Hyung! I can't believe you're being this disgusting! Can't you keep it in your pants for a few minutes?" Jimin screams in frustration, attracting the attention of other patrons. Meanwhile, Jungkook is making kissy faces at Namjoon who's dying inwardly.

"Park Jimin! Sit your tiny ass down and mind your own business!" Hoseok is angry now. He can't understand why Jimin is behaving this way.

Jimin glares at both Yoongi and Hoseok, then at Taehyung.

"Okay...okay. Can we all just play nice for one evening? Jungkook, stop trying to eat Namjoon's lips, they're not on the menu."

Jungkook looks at him innocently. In all the chaos, no one had noticed Jungkook leaning in to bite down on Namjoon's lips.

"That's it!" Seokjin huffs angrily. "Kim Taehyung! In the kitchen now!"

Taehyung follows a livid Seokjin into the kitchen who rounds on him immediately when they are alone.

"What the fuck is this Tae-ah? Are all the people you know crazy like this?"

"I'm sorry baby. I shouldn't have invited them." Taehyung is remorseful and embarrassed by his friends behaviour.

Seokjin startles Taehyung by laughing out loudly. "That Hoseok really is something though."

Taehyung chuckles. "He's fun isn't he?" He winks at Jin who giggles. "I think Jimin likes Yoongi but he's being too stubborn to acknowledge it."

"I think Yoongi likes him too." They smile at each other. "But I'm worried about my Joonie. He's a big softy and Jungkook looks like he wants to eat him alive."

"I'll talk to Kook. He's just a big man whore but he's harmless."

Just then they hear a crash. They both exchange a look and groan. They rush out to find Jimin and Hoseok trying to punch each other while Yoongi tries to separate them, and Namjoon cowering in Jungkook's lap.

Seokjin and Taehyung try to bring order to their friends who have now totally ruined dinner. Namjoon runs to the safety of his shelf and Yoongi and Jimin leave out the back. Hoseok decides to call it a night and Jungkook sits there sipping on banana milk, eye fucking Namjoon.

Seokjin and Taehyung groan and hide in each others chests.

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