Roman, drunk: "I'M PREGNANT!"
Logan: "But you are a man!"
Roman: "YOU HAVE NO PROOF FOR THAT!"
Virgil: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
Patton: "C'mon guys, don't ruin Roman's dreams!"
Roman, crying: "WHO IS THE FATHER?! PATTON?!"
Patton, confused: "Pretty sure I'm not"
Logan: "Pretty sure?"
Patton: "..."
Roman: *keeps crying*
Virgil: "CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE F**K IS HAPPENING?!"
