Deceit: "Do you know what's the worst part of living with a polyglot?"
Patton: "No?"
Deceit: "It's when that polyglot is Remus!"
Patton: "Why?"
Deceit, to Remus: "Can you repeat what you told me yesterday?"
Remus: "Have you ever heard the word 'A-n-o'?"
Patton: "No?"
Remus: "Well, 'Ano' (to read as 'Ah-no') means 'Yes' in Czech but when you say 'ano' (An-oh) you are saying 'anus' in Italian! Same word but its different accents make it different from language to language!"
Patton: "I--"
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