Sanders sides incorrect quotes

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(Roceit [I guess])

Deceit: "Roman, I just found out who insulted you last year"

Roman: "Wait... What?"

Deceit: "Reports from two friends of mine tell me it was Telly the barber. Telly, who likes sports and has posters of combs. Telly the barber seems one who betrayed you. Telly the barber."

Yes, this is stolen from Welcome To Night Vale, but what an I say? I've run out of ideas!