Light P.O.V
I stepped out onto the rooftop. I had seen Ryuzaki disappear out here earlier and he hadn’t reappeared. Near the edge of the roof stood the annoying as hell detective, L. I called out to him, asking what he was doing there and the infuriating little shit pretended not to hear me. Being the fool I was, I believed him and asked again. This time, when he feigned ignorance, he had a small grin on his face as he held his hand to his ear. He smiles now, but when I learn his name the smile will blank and his beautiful grey eyes will shut… wait, beautiful? Since when did I start thinking of a guy’s eyes as beautiful? I reluctantly walked over to the attractive little bitch. He was still smirking at me. That egotistical brat! Who does he think he is? Just because he’s the hottest person I’ve laid eyes on, it doesn’t mean he can make fun of me! I’m the god of this new world and he’ll bow down!
“Why are you up here?” I asked.
“I felt like clearing my head. The case has left my mind… cluttered and I needed some space.”
“Yeah, I understand. I just wish we could get this guy so we could just go home already.” L looked at me like I was insane, obviously not believing I was not Kira. “I’m NOT Kira!” I protested, “How can you still not believe me? I mean, you saw me! You watched me while I was in captivity! There’s no way I would have been able to kill people in there.”
“Perhaps… but that does leave the burning question. If you’re not Kira, then who is?”
“I don’t know but isn’t that what we’re getting paid to find out?”
“Yes. That is true. I really hope you’re not Kira. If you were then I would have to live the rest of my life knowing the only friend I ever had was a serial killer who lied to me from the second we met. Then again, if you were Kira the rest of my life wouldn’t last very long.”
The… only friend he ever had? No, I can’t let myself get distracted. Ryuzaki is just another obstacle between me and a world of peace. So why don’t I want to kill him?
“We should probably head back inside. If we stay out much longer we might get hypothermia.”
I held out my hand and he took it. I ignored how it made my pulse race as I pulled him inside. The heating instantly warmed us but L left to retrieve us a couple of towels. He returned with one on his head and the other on his hands.
Damn, how am I supposed to kill the guy when he’s an adorable little shit.
To my surprise, instead of giving the towel to me, he began to dry off my feet. He didn’t seem to understand how awkward it was. The little bitch probably had no idea how hot he was.
TIME SKIP
I was sitting on the couch in the small living room L and I shared. Although I looked like I was reading, in reality I was thinking of my next move.
I’ve convinced almost everyone I’m not Kira but Ryuzaki still doubts me. Perhaps this is a good thing. It means that if I can outsmart Ryuzaki then I can outsmart everyone. There is one weakness of his that I can exploit. I noticed it when we were handcuffed together. When he sees me, his pupils dilate and his breathing gets slightly more erratic. Somehow, he has developed a crush on me. Although I don’t enjoy the thought of using my body, it can’t be helped. It is, after all, my best shot at winning this.
“You’ve been reading that same page for fifteen minutes. What are you thinking about?” Ryuzaki’s voice interrupted me. I looked up in fake surprise. It was time.
“Oh… um, nothing really. Just having a bit of trouble on the girlfriend front.”
“Oh? Is that so?” I easily hear the excitement in his voice. This is too easy.
“Yeah, I just don’t understand her sometimes. Do you know if all girls are this crazy?”
“Certainly not as crazy as Miss Amane, but yes. Most girls are very different in their own ways.”
“Wow, Ryuzaki! I never pictured you as the type to know a lot about girls.”
“They were many girls in the orphanage I grew up in. Although boys and girls childishly avoided each other, we did occasionally see the other gender.”
Orphanage? Damn. He’s making it so hard to take advantage of him. Should I really? Yes, when I’m god of the new world there will be no pain and no kid will be left in an orphanage. I’ve gotten his hopes up already. There’s no going back.
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You're a Lil' Shit But You're MY Lil' Shit
FanfictionAccording to my dearest third cousin twice removed in-law, it's supposedly a funny story. I, on the other hand, think it's just a realistic love story. Mainly, it's Light being his usual bitchy self and L being a lil' shit while Light uses L's fee...