Invasion of the D*ck Monsters (YoonKook) 🔞

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Yoongi was momentarily confused when he woke up on the sofa in the morning. It wasn't until he sat up and put his feet down onto Jimin's stomach that he remembered what had happened last night."Jimin, wake up." He began to lightly tap his feet on his best friend's tummy.

Jimin only groaned at first. Though after a moment, he opened his eyes and sighed."Hyung, stop it. I'm not part of the floor."

"It's not my fault you're laying right in front of the sofa." Pulling his feet up onto the sofa, Yoongi frowned.

Sitting up, Jimin rubbed his face with both hands."Actually, it is your fault. I tried to lay further away, and you were like 'No, Jimin, lay here. Come back. Don't go that far away.'"

Feeling embarrassed at how needy he had been last night after their scare with the weirdos that came out of that orb thing, Yoongi let out a huff."Fine, whatever. Shut up."

"Anyway, Hyung, what should we do today?" Jimin asked as he got up from the floor."I have a shift at the deli this afternoon, but I'm free until then. Should we try to find something out about that thing we saw last night? We can ask around and see if anyone else saw it."

"What, and sound like crazy people? No way." That definitely seemed like a bad idea to Yoongi."No one would believe us. We'd be lucky to get through the day without someone turning us in to some mental hospital for spouting such nonsense."

"Well, what do you suggest we do?" Jimin knew they needed to do something. They had seen such an extraordinary thing last night, and there had to be something they could do.

Thinking for a minute, Yoongi got an idea."We'll talk to Hoseok and Taehyung about it. They'll at least not treat us like we're insane."

"You got a point." Jimin really wished there was more they could do though."I wish we got a better look at those people last night. The light was so bright that I couldn't see them well. Could you?"

"They weren't people, Jimin." Yoongi was sticking to that way of thinking for now."Whatever they were, they weren't people." He wrapped his arms around his knees and sighed."No, I couldn't see them, but I don't need to see them to know that they're freaks. They came out of a flying orb. They can't be from our planet."

Jimin's eyes widened at the thoughts he just got."So they've got to be aliens, right? They must have some way of masking their orb thing. I mean, no one else saw it, and it wasn't there when the authorities went to the lot."

This didn't sit well with Yoongi."If they can mask that thing, why were you and I still able to see it? The authorities didn't believe us, so obviously, no one else reported it. No one else saw it. Just us. It makes no sense."

Trying to think of a plausible explanation, Jimin shrugged his shoulders."Maybe the barista at the coffee shop spiked our drinks." he suggested.

"Highly unlikely." Yoongi didn't see that as a possibility."You know I always watch the barista like a hawk to make sure my coffee is made right. There is no way our drinks were spiked. Besides, I'm sure having a spiked drink would cause more than the hallucination of space freaks in a weird flying orb."

"I guess you're right." Fishing his phone from his pocket, Jimin made a soft hum."I'll call Tae and get him to come over here with Hoseok-hyung. Mind making breakfast while I talk to him?"

Getting off the sofa at last, Yoongi stuck up his middle finger at Jimin."Make your own damn breakfast. I'm going to take a shower."

Jimin pretended to be offended by putting a hand to his chest and letting out a small gasp."Hyung, is that any way to treat a guest?"

"You're not a guest. You know how shit works in my house." Yoongi pushed some hair away from his face."I don't treat friends like guests in my home. Once you enter, you are welcomed like family. That means, you get no special treatment. My home is your home."

Feeling a wide smile come over his lips, Jimin always got a warm sensation from Yoongi's softness."I love you, Yoongi-hyung. You're so sweet beneath your bitter facade." he teased.

Narrowing his eyes at Jimin, Yoongi hated it when his best friend made such comments about his soft personality traits. It made him feel shy, and he didn't want to be vulnerable, despite knowing Jimin would always take care of him in his most fragile states."Go fuck yourself."

Jimin just laughed as he watched Yoongi leave the living room. This was the kind of relationship they had. They teased each other, said rude things back and forth, but the friendly affection was there. This was just their way of showing it to each other. It was mutually understood."Hyung!" Jimin called out to be heard."I love you!"

"Love you too!"

Now that their playful banter was over, Jimin turned his attention to his phone and called Taehyung. As it rang, he could hear the shower water start running. It was always easy to hear the shower because Yoongi showered with the door open. It was a little weird to Jimin, but it made sense to him when Yoongi explained once before that it was because he enjoyed hot showers but didn't like it when the bathroom got too steamy; it would become hard for him to breathe. Jimin's full attention was pulled back to his phone when the call was answered.

"Jiminie, it's so early~" was the first thing Taehyung whined upon answering the call.

"Hey, Jimin!" Hoseok could be heard calling out.

Knowing that he had most likely just woken Taehyung up, Jimin hoped he wouldn't be too much of a bother to them with this request."Hey, I know it's early, but will you two come to Yoongi-hyung's place?"

"What for?" Yeah, it was definitely a bit early to be asking Taehyung to go anywhere, but this was important.

"Just please come here." Jimin wanted to be a little demanding, but he also didn't want to be too bossy."We need to talk to you guys about something, and it's super important that we do it now."

There was a heavy sigh before Taehyung spoke again."Kay. Just give us a bit to get ready."

"Alright. See ya when you get here." That said, Jimin ended the call and decided he should make something small for him and Yoongi to eat for breakfast. He stayed here often enough that he knew his way around Yoongi's kitchen and appliances, so making breakfast would be easy.