Invasion of the D*ck Monsters (YoonKook) 🔞

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Yoongi was quite relieved once he and Taehyung were done making all the pancakes."Holy shit. We made enough pancakes to feed an army." he said as he hopped up to sit on the counter. All the chairs at the table were occupied by Taehyung, Jungkook, Hoseok, and Seokjin. So Yoongi and Namjoon were left without seats. Yoongi didn't care though."Namjoon, hand me food." Yoongi commanded with grabby hands.

Namjoon just rolled his eyes."You could have gotten it yourself." He grabbed the plate of pancakes Yoongi had prepared for himself and handed it to him.

"Could. Didn't feel like it." Licking his lips at the sight and aroma of the pancakes, Yoongi was definitely ready to chow down.

On the contrary, Namjoon picked at his own pancakes a bit with his fork."Are these even edible? The ones Taehyung made look fine, but the ones you made look like they might kill me."

At that, Yoongi huffed."Anything is edible if you try hard enough. Now don't be ungrateful, you shit."

Hoseok smiled as he ate his pancakes happily. Though he perked an eyebrow when he saw Seokjin and Jungkook use their forks to trade pancakes."What are you two doing?"

Seokjin felt childish for this, but he figured that was okay in this moment."Jungkook has more pancakes that were made by Taehyung, and I have more that were made by Yoongi. Taehyung's taste better."

Jungkook shrugged his shoulders and grinned."I like Yoongi's better because Yoongi made them. So we're trading." Reaching over to Seokjin's plate, Jungkook grabbed a pancake with his fingers."This reminds me of the mess hall."

"The mess hall was much more hectic, Jungkook. If you grabbed someone's food like that without permission, you'd be at risk of losing a finger or two." Seokjin said with a roll of his eyes.

"Nonsense. I stole people's food all the time and never got caught." Jungkook then proceeded to stuff a whole pancake into his mouth at once.

Taehyung was a bit curious about that."Was there a problem with the amount of food?" he wondered.

"Between wars, food is very limited." Hoseok explained."If you don't steal someone else's food, you'll starve. It's literally steal or die of hunger. Food is only abundant right after a war when they obtain all the resources from whatever world they conquer. Survival of the fittest."

Taehyung really didn't like that. It sounded terrible."Well, here, it's mainly survival of the smartest."

"That would be me." Yoongi chimed in."Definitely the smartest here."

"How are you the smartest?" Namjoon challenged."You can't even make proper pancakes. I, on the other hand, have worlds of knowledge."

Yoongi perked an eyebrow."And how's that working out for you? Still can't survive on your own here. You only know our language, not how to get a job or get your own home."

"I'm still smarter than you." Namjoon held his head high as he said that.

"Really? Cause you just seem like a brat to me." Yoongi childishly stuck his tongue out at Namjoon, who did the same back to him.

"You're both children." Hoseok said with a laugh.

"Am not!" they denied in unison, earning laughs from everyone else.

Jungkook leaned a little closer to Seokjin as they were laughing."Is it just me, or do they seem like they've become friends?"

Seokjin nodded as he answered."I've seen them have some talks. I think they've opened up a bit to each other."

Taehyung scooted his chair back a little."I'm going to the bathroom." He leaned over and pecked Hoseok's cheek before standing and exiting the kitchen.

Namjoon watched Taehyung leave the kitchen and excused himself before following."Taehyung." he spoke to get the human's attention.