Invasion of the D*ck Monsters (YoonKook) 🔞

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"Tae, I'm just going to warn you right now." Yoongi started as soon as Taehyung entered his kitchen. His friend had just arrived close to noon."If you get all smoochy with Namjoon in front of me, I will be inclined to murder you both." Needless to say, Yoongi's mood wasn't that great.

"How would you hope to murder us?" Taehyung asked with a chuckle."You have no weapons here."

Yoongi rolled his eyes."Anything is a weapon if you do it right."

Taehyung seated himself at the kitchen table beside Yoongi and sighed softly."I just got here, and I can already tell that you're cranky today. What's up?"

It was true that Yoongi's mood was pretty sour. He wasn't particularly cranky, per se. He was, more accurately, frustrated and sad."Everything sucks, Tae."

"You need to be more specific than that, Hyung." Resting his elbows on the table, Taehyung put his chin on his palms."I know you're more open with Jiminie than you are with me, and I know that it's because you've known him longer, but I want you to know that you can be open with me too."

"I know, Tae. I just don't like to talk about certain things, but I really need to talk about some issues." Yoongi glanced toward the doorway and pouted."But I'm having a bit of an issue with this. I need to talk to Jungkook, and it's important, but we can't understand each other, and it's causing problems."

Tapping his fingers against his cheeks, Taehyung kept his full attention on Yoongi."So is that why you asked me to come over?"

"Yeah." Yoongi fidgeted with his fingers on his lap, slumping his shoulders."You can understand them. Can you speak to Jungkook for me?"

"Ah, that's a no." Taehyung straightened himself up when Yoongi looked at him with disbelief."Honestly, Hyung. I can't speak to Jungkook for you. I can only understand their language when I hear them talk. I can't actually speak it."

This just ruined Yoongi's initial plans."What do you mean?"

"Well, do you remember what Hoseokie-hyung told us back when we were on their ship?" Taehyung remembered this clearly, and it made sense to him."He said that incubi share their knowledge through mating because they have such similar genetics and brainwaves, but we're different from them. When Hoseokie-hyung and I mated, I only learned to understand their language, not speak it. When I hear them speak, it makes complete sense to me, but if I try to think of how to say something in their language, I just can't. I draw a blank. It's like the knowledge of their language only exists in my mind when I listen to them speak but vanishes when I try to speak it myself. It's hard to explain."

"So you can't help me?" When Taehyung shook his head, Yoongi heaved a sigh."Do you think Hoseok will help me?"

Taehyung shrugged his shoulders simply."Why don't you just ask Namjoon?"

Yoongi rolled his eyes at that suggestion."Because this is personal, and I don't know if I feel comfortable saying this stuff to someone who isn't super close to me."

"I understand that, but it could really help you." Reaching out, Taehyung lightly pat Yoongi's shoulder."I have an idea. Let's have a big group sharing session." he suggested with a wide smile."We'll all share our issues together and help each other. We'll all come closer as friends."

"How about no?" Yoongi was definitely not going along with that idea.

That just made Taehyung chuckle though."Okay, okay. At least let Namjoon translate for you to communicate with Jungkook."

"Ugh, fine." Standing, Yoongi still had that deep pout on his lips."Let's do this." With Taehyung following behind him, he made his way into the living room."Namjoon, I need you to help me for a moment." he said to get the incubus' attention.