"Mommy!"
"What's wrong, little angels?"
"Tell the story of how you and dad met again."
I laugh at the 2 cute little girls, all the stars hidden in their brown eyes as they both look at me.
I lift them up and place the girls on the bed, as I sit on...
Me you like playing with my feelings, don't you daddy?
Unidentified Assbucket shut it
Unidentified Assbucket i am no longer in the mood to eat the sandwich i was eating
Me you asked for it
Unidentified Assbucket it was an accident
Unidentified Assbucket i say weird shit when i'm stressed
Unidentified Assbucket work has been busy, i didn't get enough sleep, i skip meals to get all the work done and now that i finally get a break my brain and body are a mess
Me bro you okay?
Me skipping meals? bruh, take care of yourself please
Me don't you dare die because of not enough vitamins and shit
Unidentified Assbucket you'd miss me if i died?
Me no, that's all in your mind
Me okay maybe a little
Unidentified Assbucket ahww you care
Me shut up pencil dick
Unidentified Assbucket you like me :)
Me
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Me EVERYBODY SAY NO
Unidentified Assbucket hehe
Unidentified Assbucket we both know you do
Unidentified Assbucket deep down in your heart
Me what heart?
Me i only know the hole in my chest
Unidentified Assbucket probably the reason you're like this
Me tf is that supposed mean?
Unidentified Assbucket that you're a rude hoe, you little cockroach
