Unidentified Assbucket
sorryUnidentified Assbucket
i couldn't text, answer
or read your messagesUnidentified Assbucket
i was stuck at work,
my phone died and no
one wanted to lend me
their chargerUnidentified Assbucket
so here i am againUnidentified Assbucket
wait why kevin?
how tf does a
kevin text??Unidentified Assbucket
what in the heavens
is a dickstick?Me
ion knowMe
my brain wasn't
functioning normally
because I was bored :)Unidentified Assbucket
you don't sayUnidentified Assbucket
but your brain doesn't
function normally in any
situation so i didn't
notice a differenceMe
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well i'm going
to sleepUnidentified Assbucket
it's 2am
you should tooMe
i have work
tomorrowUnidentified Assbucket
reason 1 to
go to sleepMe
ah hahaMe
i can function with
an hour or so of
sleep so i'll surviveUnidentified Assbucket
i'm not even
surprisedMe
imma go and look
for the app that is
gonna keep me up
all night
Seen ✓Me
see ya peaches
Seen ✓

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