Unidentified Assbucket
sorry
Unidentified Assbucket
i couldn't text, answer
or read your messages
Unidentified Assbucket
i was stuck at work,
my phone died and no
one wanted to lend me
their charger
Unidentified Assbucket
so here i am again
Unidentified Assbucket
wait why kevin?
how tf does a
kevin text??
Unidentified Assbucket
what in the heavens
is a dickstick?
Me
ion know
Me
my brain wasn't
functioning normally
because I was bored :)
Unidentified Assbucket
you don't say
Unidentified Assbucket
but your brain doesn't
function normally in any
situation so i didn't
notice a difference
Me
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Unidentified Assbucket
well i'm going
to sleep
Unidentified Assbucket
it's 2am
you should too
Me
i have work
tomorrow
Unidentified Assbucket
reason 1 to
go to sleep
Me
ah haha
Me
i can function with
an hour or so of
sleep so i'll survive
Unidentified Assbucket
i'm not even
surprised
Me
imma go and look
for the app that is
gonna keep me up
all night
Seen ✓
Me
see ya peaches
Seen ✓
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Fanfiction"Mommy!" "What's wrong, little angels?" "Tell the story of how you and dad met again." I laugh at the 2 cute little girls, all the stars hidden in their brown eyes as they both look at me. I lift them up and place the girls on the bed, as I sit on...
