Here are some of those memes I mentioned in the Before You Read. Most of these are tumbler memes I edited to the characters, some of them are off youtube or the internet, and a few of them just happened on the spot. So here:
Shinso: I came for the gay!
*accidentally makes direct eye contact with Andeddo*
Nevermind. That's too much gay for me.
(Shinso gets kidnapped by the League, and Andeddo is absolutely pissed)
Andeddo: *busts down the door*
I came here to chew gum and kick ***,
*gets super close to Shigaraki's face*
and I'm all outta gum.
*Cue Shinso, dying on the floor both out of laughter and terror*
(Later, after he sent Shinso to Midoryia's house)
Andeddo to Shigaraki: I swear to All Might, I will kick your crusty chapped *** right here and now if you touch my man again. Do you understand me, Handjob?
Andeddo: There are two types of people in the world.
Type 1 — Those who you can trust to hide a body. *nods towards Shinso*
And Type 2 — Those who are the body.
Grape Juice/Trash Grape known as Mineta: What is wrong with you?
Andeddo: Nothing, Type 2.
Andeddo: How tall are you?
Shinso: Height is a social construct.
Andeddo: Oh, so you're short.
Villain: Give me all your money if you want to live!
Shinso: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Andeddo, stepping in front of Shinso protectively: Bold of you to assume I fear death.
Andeddo: Just look, my hands are like, constantly flexed to choke someone out.
Midoryia: I think this guy's the murderer, but I don't think there's anything we could do about it.....
Shinso: Give me one good reason I shouldn't put a bullet in those gorgeous pecks right now!
Andeddo: Cause it would bounce right off~
Shinso, wheezing: Ha ha, I could totally believe this.
Shinso: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self-isolate. I'll wait.
Andeddo: Uh.....you and I?
Shinso, tearing up: Alright.
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A Hero and a Villain
FanfictionA villain with a tragic quirk meets a hero with just the right amount of love to change his life. The mysterious Andeddo Heishi falls in love in the most unexpected ways, and with the last person he would have seen coming, Hitoshi Shinso the Pro Her...
