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Aizawa x counciler! Reader

"Bakugo, Totoroki. Are you aware of why you were sent to my office?" I asked the two boys as they sat all scratched up. Totoroki was burnt bakugo was burnt. I was dying of a headache. More often times then not when students get sent to my office for fighting they're from 1-A. And Bakugo usually throws the first punch. But this time it was Totoroki.
I'm the UA schools councilor. Since you have to expect these kids to fight my job is the control they're psychotic asses.
"Because icy-hot punched me that's why!" Bakugo retorted.
"Totoroki, why did you punch Bakugo?" I asked him leaning back in my seat.
"He was being an asshole." He glared at the blonde boy.
"Well high schoolers are always assholes, what did he do?" I asked.
I figured Bakugo said something about Midorya, who is Totoroki's boyfriend. But they're on the downlow. The only reason I know about it was because I saw them making out behind their dorm building one time, I didn't intervene. That's their business.
I'm very real with these kids. Though it probably shouldn't I curse in front of them and dont sugar coat anything. I think they respect me for it though. at least I hope.
Thank god they do, I do not want a bunch of superhuman high schoolers after my ass.
"He burnt our classmates homework, I was just sick of his attitude in general." He told me.
Definitely midorya.
"Well, I don't want to have to meet with you two again over this incident, so, Bakugo you get a one day detention and Totoroki you get two. Only because you you threw the first punch." I told them writing stuff down on my clip bored. By stuff I mean words that are barely visible because my handwritings shit.
They nodded.
"You two get back to class." I told them.
It was time for lunch now and I made my way to the staff room.
I like to tease Aizawa about how only his students get sent to me. Even though that's not entirely true he doesn't need to know that.
"Damn aizawa, I just got Bakugo for the 3rd time this week." I joked biting into my sandwich.
It's all in good fun, he knows that but he still gets a little aggravated.
"I only sent him twice." He looked at me confused.
"Today him and Totoroki fought during English." I told him.
"Damnit." He mumbled.
"Hey don't worry about it, I'm sure by next week it'll be Thursday and he only came to me twice." I told him I'm a sarcastic tone.
"I'm starting to think you like picking on me about my students." He turned to me rolling his eyes.
"If the scarf fits." I said turning to my sandwich.
We also had this thing going on. Like sometimes we'd go and get drinks and walk out completely wasted. Somehow we'd end up sleeping on his couch with golden girls reruns playing. It's only ever gotten to like intense making out but it's very unprofessional. So we're getting drinks tonight.