BNHA/MHA x reader oneshots.

Iida x goofy villian reader pt2

Notes
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I'm your writer slave so I guess I'm doing this again
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Iida and y/n were sitting in the car, awkward silence sat in after y/n asked to listen to watermelon sugar by Harry styles.

"What's your name? I don't think I caught it through all the kidnapping." Iida asked, realizing her sarcasm rubbed off on him in its truest form.

"Y/n, my mother named me after her dog that died the day I was born." She said, looking around the hero's car. That she thought was weird, no ones car is this clean.

"What is it?" He asked.

"Your cars really clean, what are you hiding?" She asked looking under all the seats.

"What?! Nothing stop doing that."

"So you mean to tell me you keep things clean for the fun of it."

"Yes."

"You're a real oddball you know that." She huffed sitting back in her seat.

"Buckle your seatbelt." He told her.

"Just because my dads a felon doesn't mean you get to be my new one. I'm an independent women."

"That's great but we need to get to the agency before MindReader leaves, so I'm ganna have to go at least 5 mph over the speed limit."

"Wowowooweoeowowowww, WHATS a daredevil! Can we just run?"

"No we can't, it's kinda suspicious when two people with super speed run down 5th Avenue."

"Well if you're gonna get all made about it."

"What are you going to do when you see him?"

"Hit him? What else?"

"No I mean what are you going to say? He is your dad."

"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it."

"We're here." He said turning the car off.

"Quick, start thinking about your mortgage."
Y/n told him, getting out of the car.

"How are we gonna find him without residing suspicion?"

"That's not my job, I just want to see him cry."

"Yeah alright."

"But if it's crucial information, he's probably pretending to be an assistant in the break room."

"How do you know that?"

"He used to do the same thing when I was a kid."

Iida finally realized why y/n was the way she was.

After a few minutes of looking, he was in fact in the break room. And a sweater vest. While also looking distress, probably from the Justin Bieber ear-rape.

"BOO!" Y/n kicked the cabinet door open from under the sink.

Iida deadpanned.

"Whatever it is. I didn't do it." The villain backed into the corner.

"Well you did kill my pet hamster when I was 7." Y/n said sitting criss crossed in the cabinet.

"You seem familiar." Her father said lowering his sunglasses.

"You'd think." She rolled her eyes.

Soon enough iida and MindReader were in a fistfight and MindReader went 'nope' every time iida swung. Talk about boring.

But y/n was quick to end the fight but grabbing the back of her own fathers neck and slamming his forehead on the table.

And that's how you open a can olives.

"Now I have one more question." Y/n asked.

"You want to ask me a question now?"

"Wait like 2 more questions."

"What?"

"Is it too late to clear my record?"

"No."

"Are you single?"

"Why?"

"Because."

"Yes I'm single."

"Alright we're in love now."

"That's not how that works."

"I have one more question actually."

"What?"

"What does the fox say?"

I'm so sorry this was a mistake