SLUT ➣ JINCENTRIC

𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍

The two slowly read out each word one by one, gritting in discomfort as the chalk scraped against the board, and when Namjoon finally turned to them with a bright smile, they were completely and utterly confused.

"Hoe it up?" Seokjin questioned with a frown.

"Thotting 101," Hoseok muttered, not even the least bit surprised his boyfriend would do something this extra.

Namjoon rolled his eyes and leaned against the board, crossing his arms, "We need a plan to break those assholes apart. We have to be extremely smart about this, or they will catch on, and everyone will come at hyung for being a man-stealing whore."

"Hey!" Jin whines, "It's true, but that was super mean. Can I be a normal whore?"

"A normal whore--what?"

"A whore is a whore hyung, and I agree-" Hoseok pauses "-but what about Jin hyung's dignity?"

Namjoon looks puzzled, "What dignity does he have! We've watched him deep throat a hot dog! He poled danced for a mall Santa!"

Seokjin looked hurt for a moment before he slowly nodded in agreement. "I am a shameless mess," the older whispers.

"We know hyung," Hoseok sighs, patting the older's shoulder.

"So here's the plan, you get their guards down and befriend them. It will be harder with Yoongi, but I'm sure you know his weakness by now." Namjoon glances at the older, who only nods while pointing at his lips.

"You have to get them to trust you make them feel like you're shoulder they can lean and don't forget to flirt though I'm sure your looks can do the talking for you. You have to make them think they're loved. Ask them about their day, compliment them, take them on dates, all that couple bullshit. They will fall for you, and you'll have them in no time."

"You sure this is gonna work?" Hoseok questions, finding himself slightly uncomfortable with the plan. (and how sexy his evil boyfriend is)

"Its Jin hyung baby. It'll work," He chuckles. "Heres the most crucial part, screenshots. Make sure you have every sweet text and call logs screenshotted, can't take them down without the proper evidence. Any questions?"

Namjoon turns to the two who shake their heads in unison, finding themselves frightened and oddly enough turned on. Who would have known Namjoon is that manipulative?

"So, we doing this?" Namjoon questioned, and when Jin nodded, he smirked. "Good. Seokjinnie, your phone, please?"

The male frowned but reluctantly unlocked the device and handed it over to the boy who began to type at the speed of light.

"Is it weird to say I'm slightly hard right now," Hoseok whispers to Jin.

The older shakes his head, "I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that extremely hot," he said in awe.

"That's my man," the younger frowned, looking over at his friend.

"How about a threesome?" Jin deadpanned.

"The fuck? Jin hyung you want a--we'd be so down, pick the day we're free all-"

Namjoon turned to the two handing the device to the older, "You're going on a date get ready."

"What? With who?

pls choose omg i couldn't pick 😭 (Yoongi not included cause he hates jin rn)

1.) Taehyung 

2.) Jungkook (he scares me 💀)

3.) Jimin (was in 1 chapter then dipped 👀)