Samus x Male Reader (Metroid/Smash Bros)

Horror Movies

There was a movie night at the Smash Bros, everyone was invited, it was supposed to be "the next step" in horror, but so far, you weren't very impressed, Samus laid against you as you had your arm wrapped around her

Samus: Are all horror movies this bad?

You: No.. this one just sucks

Samus never watched many movies, she's spent her whole life in space doing Bounty Hunter things, some people were getting scared though, Kirby wasn't having a good time as he covered his eyes whenever things started to pick up, Luigi was acting like he usually acts, he was never very brave, Pichu was under some blankets and hiding, Pikachu was asleep in your lap, he would probably find the movie boring anyway

Snake: This is boring, I've seen scarier things from Kirby

You: Kirby can be pretty intimidating

Snake: I know

Snake shivers

Peach: How are you not phased by this?

You: I deal with all types of monsters and demons all time, this is nothing

Samus: I'm a Bounty Hunter remember? I've seen things that make this look like a kids movie

Oblivion: Nothing scares me

You: Bullshit

Oblivion: I'm not having this conversation with you again

Peach: You guys aren't normal

The movie went on and it wasn't very good, Samus fell asleep on you, she looked comfortable, you were getting sleepy yourself

Snake: I'm gonna need some booze for  this, I'll be right back

You: Didn't you quit drinking?

Snake: I did until I saw this bullshit

Snake gets up and walks off, suddenly Samus starts to wake up

Samus: Ugh.. wha?

You: Movie's still playing

Samus: Ew.. wanna ditch this and do it?

You: I wish but we promised Mario that we would do this

Samus: But I'm horny

You: I am too.. the movie should be almost over

Ganondorf: I wish I didn't sit near you

You: You're just jealous

Ganondorf scoffs

Zelda was clinging on to Link, she's not the biggest fan of horror, Link just looked at the other Links who were also not very impressed, the Links are used to an endless timeline of violence and horror so they're used to stuff like this, a jump scare happened that scared some of you

You: Meh.. that was alright

Samus: Animation's good though

Mario: Okay maybe I should've picked a better movie

Peach: You're not scared either?

Snake: You wanna know real horror? I know real horror

Kirby: Hi!!

Snake: AH!!

Snake jumps as Kirby just looked at him with confusion, soon the movie was finally over and everyone starts to get up and leave

Samus: Finally, now we can have some real fun

Marth: Guys you're in public

You and Samus both flip him off as you walk away with Pikachu following behind