Luigi walked into the main hall with a plate of spaghetti in his hands.
Luigi: Game night!
Tari: Yeah!
Infinite: Oh, boy!
Flame: Bring the food over, Luigi! Chop chop!
Smesh: So... What are we playing first, then?
Infinite: Hmm...
Gabriel: DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2-
Anthony came out of nowhere and kicked Gabriel in the face, sending him flying out of the window.
Anthony: No! Crash Team Racing-
Steve whacked Anthony across the face with a Diamond Sword.
Steve: MINECRAFT-
Turlandb hit Steve with the Wii's nunchuck.
Steve: OW! THAT REALLY HURT!
Turlandb: SONIC COLORS-
Infinite: Okay, okay! Calm down, everyone!
Gabriel: *Walks back in* Ouch...
Anthony: Alright, alright...
Steve: What ARE we gonna play, then?
Tari: I'll decide! How about... Super Smash Each Other In The Ass Bros?
Cristina: But we play that all the time...
Smesh: Yeah...
Crystal: Hmm...
Infinite: Well, if no one's gonna decide on anything, then-
Lexi: *Junkrat voice* I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
Uni: *Head turns 180 degrees* Wha?
Lexi: LET'S HAVE A TEAM FORTRESS 2 LAN PARTY!
Infinite: :O
SMG4: FOCKIN'... GENIUS!!!
B0b: ThEn LeT's Do It!
In Mario's room, the plumber was browsing on his computer, but also watching E3 at the same time.
Mario: Hmm...
Bill Gates: And now, you can buy the Xbox Series X!
Mario: *Eyes pop out*
Bill Gates: An amazing and all powerful console! GET IT NOW! IT'S AWESOME!
Mario: Ohhhhh... Mario's wiener just got a little bit harder!
The plumber jumped from his seat and looked at his two gaming consoles, one was just a dusty and sticky PS2 which crashed like ninety-nine percent of the time and the other was a Dreamcast which barely worked.
Mario: Grrr! I need to get this new console before it sells out! I've been playing with these shitty things for like five years!
Mario ran out of his room and left the castle.
Infinite: Dafuq?
Crystal: ...Okay? Anyways, let's keep playing!
Mario: MAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Mario jumped into his kart and started to drive.
Mario: Gotta hurry! Gotta hurry! Gotta hurry!
The plumber got onto the highway and immediately started to speed past other vehicles.
Franklin: Oi! Watch yourself!
Goomba: Grrr!
Mario: I'm so excited to get my new gaming console!
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Mario's Quest For An Xbox Series X
Fiksi PenggemarThe Xbox Series X has arrived, and is being bought everywhere across the world. The retarded plumber known as Mario wants to get one of these new consoles, but unfortunately has no money and he must take matters into his own hands. Will the plumber...
