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Dear Wattpad,       I'm really fed up of Nigerians

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Dear Wattpad,
I'm really fed up of Nigerians. Come and hear story o. So, I didn't go to my part-time job yesterday because I was a little bit down with malaria (it's not corona virus o), then when I woke up this morning, I decided to cook Jollof Rice. You know the situation of rice in this country naw, so I used the last three cups of polished rice in my house to cook the Jollof Rice ( I can't eat the local rice because the stones are too much). I planned that the rice was gonna last me for Breakfast and Lunch. When I was eating the rice and reading Pulling your Heartstrings by jasminestars on wattpad, I heard a knock on the door.

That's how it happened o. I met one girl like this that is working with me at my part-time job, at the door. She said that she came to check on me to see if I was feeling better, and I invited her to come in. You see, me and this girl, Chika, we're never really friends o, I'm even wondering how she knew where I live.

I naw told the girl to, "Come and eat," and that's how the monkey said "Okay." I was just trying to be polite by telling her to come and eat ni o, but the witch carried her big head and went to my Kitchen. I watched in horror as she scrapped all the rice in the pot. I couldn't even say anything. As the ostrich was eating the the Jollof Rice - my Jollof rice - she started complimenting my cooking skills. I just forced myself to smile at the elephant of a girl.

After an hour, she left. Look at that FFO. If I get my hands on her, I'll scratch out her eyes with my newly manicured fingers. Mtcheew... That's how I had to drink garri for lunch. You can see why I'm fed up of Nigerians.

Anyway, I just added Blossom High School Series: THE WRONG GIRL by Eddy622 to my library. I'm really excited to read it.

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P.S📓
So, what are your thoughts about this?

What other things do your fellow Nigerians do that you're fed up of? 😒

Btw, FFO means For Food Only😉

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