「 Bughead Smut 」

the 'talk'

Bettys POV

it was 7pm on a saturday. jughead had snuck into my room and my mom was gone out with a few friends from work. lets just say things were getting hot.

jug was just in his boxers and i was just in my bra and panties. i climbed on top on his lap straddling him and kissing him. i started to grind into his hips, he groaned through the kiss. he wrapped his hands around me undoing my bra. i slide it off and through it across the room. jug moved down to my neck leaving marks. one of his hands massaging my breasts, the other on my waist to hold me still. all of a sudden the door swung open.

"ELIZABETH!"

i immediately hop of jugheads lap grabbing the nearest pillow to cover my breasts. jughead holds his hands over his boxers trying to hide his boner as much as he could. "FORSYTHE, ELIZABETH GET DRESSED AND COME DOWN THIS INSTANT." me and jug both just stare at each other not knowing what to say. "and im calling your parents jones!!" she yells one last time then leaves my room slamming the door. "god..." jughead says putting his hand on his forehead. "i thought you said she was out with her work friends!" jug asks kinda annoyed. "she was!! at least that's what she told me!" i say back. i get up and find my bra putting it back on along with a t shirt and shorts. jugheas threw on his joggers and his t shirt.

Jugheads POV

we go downstairs and alice points to the table signaling us to sit down. we sit down as she leans on the counter tapping her foot. a couple minutes go by and no one had said anything until she said. "are you two out of your mind??" "i-" betty goes to say but her mom cuts her off. "no! save it betty. wait for jugheads parents to get here then we can talk." seconds after she said that we hear a knock on the door. "looks like there here!" we hear her say as she walks to the door opening it letting my parents in. "please, come in! take a seat next to our filthy kids!" she says while betty rolls her eyes. they sit down across from us while alice leans on the table. "ok s-" my dad starts to say "what were you thinking!" alice cuts her off. "oh my god.." i whisper to myself. "what was that jughead?" alice questions me. "n-nothing" i say looking down.

ill be honest. i know im the serpent king and all and have been through so much shit, including almost dying on numerous occasions. you would expect me to not be afraid of anything, right? well thats true. except for one thing, or should i say person? her. alice cooper. man does she scare me.

"can you explain what exactly happend here alice?" my mom asks. "well, i caught these two having sex!" alice shouts "woah, woah, woah!" i yell. "mom! excuse me! we were not having sex!" betty raises her voice. "is that true, alice?" my dad asks. "uh, well. betty did not have a shirt on! isnt that enough to have this conversation!" alice yells once again. "we literally werent having sex! yeah she didnt have a bra or a shirt on. but so what?" i say. "yes but you were also ON TOP OF EACH OTHER MAKING OUT." alice screams. "a-alice, calm down. they weren't actually.. doing it. i think were fine." my dad said "ohhhh we are most certainly NOT fine. tell me kids, if i didnt walk in what would you two be doing right now?" she asks "sleeping-" i say "well hes not wrong.." betty says as we both chuckled.

"i dont care how long it goes on for! the point is you guys are to young!!" alice says. "to be fair, alice. there 18 now, they technically are adults. hell when we were like 16 we were already pregnant..." my mom snaps back. 'daaamn mom' i think. me, betty and my dad all have a shocked look on our face. "EXCUSE ME?!" alice yells. "just pointing it out." my mom says shrugging her shoulders. "listen alice, i mean i wouldn't say im entirely happy with this new.. activity.. but as long as there safe its ok. you guys are safe right?" my dad says "of course." betty says annoyed but also embarrassed.

Bettys POV

"mom can we just drop it? were safe. im not gonna get pregnant!" i says to my mom. "it doesn't matter if your safe! your still too young! plus condoms only work like 97% of the time!" she says and jugheads eyes widen. "what..?" he says. "yeah jughead. they dont always work, so theres a chance betty can still get pregnant." gladys says. "well they should put that on the box!" jughead exclaims. "juggie.. they do.." i say. he gets up from the table and goes upstairs. seconds later comes back with a box of condoms. "WELL THEY SHOULD PUT IT IN HUGE BOLD LETTERS!" he shouts. "jughead. come sit back down." fp says.
he sits back down next to me still staring at the stupid box. "i dont care if you guys are safe! i dont care if condoms are 100% effective. i dont even care if there 110% effective! your too young!" my mom tells us.

Jugheads POV

"i dont care if you guys are safe! i dont care if condoms are 100% effective. i dont even care if there 110% effective! your too young!" alice tells us. betty and alice begin to argue without even caring that me and my parents are still here.. right next to them. "anyways..." my dad begins to say while the coopers are still yelling. "how is it? you any good at it?" my dad asks jokingly "i-" i begin to say. "FP!" alice yells cutting me off. "why are you encouraging him!?" she asks again. "im not! what i cant just have a father son conversation?" he says "oh its fantastic.. and im very good at it." i say crossing my arms. me and betty both laugh as all the adults roll their eyes.