Chapter 3: Swim Trunks
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Kyle's POV:
Cartman walked over to his suitcase and unzipped it. He pulled out a set of red swim trunks and proceeded to strip. He slowly pulled down the zipper on his red sweater and took it off. I turn my attention away from him and focus on getting my swim trunks on.
"Kahl I need help." Cartman whines.
"What did you do this time fatass?" I turn my head over to see a short chubby brunette in his boxers stuck in a shirt. "AHAHAHAHAHA you got stuck in your shirt you're so fat."
"Save it for later jew." I walk up behind Cartman and look down. When did Cartman get such a nice ass? WAIT Woah dude stop these gay thoughts already and actually do what you're supposed to do.
Cartman's POV:
I felt Kyle's tall, but slightly muscular body against mine.
"Keep your arms as straight as you can," Kyle whispers in my ear. I raise my arms as Kyle moves his hands down my body until he reaches the end of my shirt. His arms grasp my shirt and pull it up. "It's almost off." Kyle calmly speaks in my ear with his deep voice. Kyle starts to tug roughly on my shirt. "Arg... al-most off." Kyle makes one final tug.*POP* My shirt pops off me in such force pushing me down to the ground. I close my eyes prepared for the hard fall. But it's not that hard? My eyes open with relief... But I was on Kyle's lap.
"Are you okay Cartman?" Kyle says while rubbing his head.
"Of course I am you fucking jew."
"Jesus dude, I was just trying to help."
"Whatever jew." I roll my eyes.
Kyle's POV:
"Now can you get your fine ass off of me?" WAIT WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
"Excuse me, what did you just say?" Cartman's eyes squinted.
"I um- said can you get your fatass off of me." I gulp.
"Nuh-uh, I heard something along the lines of "fine ass"." My face turns pink. "So it is true! You did say I have a fine ass... You wanna touch it, I don't mind... I get asked a lot." Cartman shows a sense of pride.
"You sure you ain't gonna rip on me if I do?" I asked hesitantly.
"No jew, I'm not that mean, Kenny pays me for this service," Cartman replies.
"So you're a prostitute?" I laugh.
"Do you want to or not jew boy?" Cartman snaps.
"Well then... May I?" I ask.
"You still got your jew gold on ya?" Cartman smiles.
"Yeah." I sigh while rolling my eyes. Cartman locks the cabin door and gets on his bed. Is his hand pats down beside him signalling me to sit down? I walk over to his bed and sit in the suggested place. Cartman gets on his knees and bends over. I place my hands on his cheeks. They're soft and fluffy. There's only one thing that can make this better.
Cartman's POV:
"What do you think you're doing?" I ask as Kyle starts unravelling my boxers.
"Dude you can't expect me to pay you if you don't actually let me feel them."
"Kahl that's kinda gay and it's embarrassing," I whine.
"Kyle snaps back while completely revealing my cheeks. My face turns red with embarrassment. His hands wrap around my cheeks and give a firm squeeze. "Mph." I try to hold back my strange noises of pleasure as he touches my ass.
"You seem to be enjoying this Cartman." He laughs and an evil jew laughs.
"So do you jew, now sh-sh-shut up mphhhhhh." I snap back still trying to hide my shame.
"Fair enough." Kyle agrees while moving his hands down my waist.
"Watch it jew, you're getting pretty close to my um, ya know?"
"Don't worry fatass," Kyle reassures me. Suddenly Kyle's grip tightens and he grinds into me.
"St-stop it, Kahl." A small sense of my sensation escapes my mouth.
"You seem to be liking it so why should I? I'm paying you to remember?" Kyle smirks.
"Fine, whatever," I replied with my face in my hands. Kyle takes one last thrust and stops.
"Dude that felt so good," Kyle mumbled under his breath while panting. Jesus, that 5 minutes felt like an eternity.
I continued to put on my swimsuit and followed Kyle to the lake.
"You tell anyone I let you do that to me to anyone, even Kenny... I will rip out your little jew heart and crush it, in front of you." I give a stern look.
"Okay fatass, I get it."Kyle rolls his eyes. Kyle suddenly bends down to my height and moves his mouth to my ear.
"Even though you're a complete dick, you got a fine ass and you better let me do it again." He smirks afterward.
"Okay pervert, but next time you don't strip me down and basically butt fuck me," I whisper angrily.
"We'll see about that, I'll be the one to decide that." Kyle's smirk becomes bigger and does a slight giggle.
God, I fucking hate that jew.
Kyle's POV:
Okay, that was probably the best thing I have ever felt in my life. Now I understand Kenny's urges. I honestly can't wait to feel what real sex feels like...
I walk to the dock and jump into the water.
"Jump in fatass, the water won't bite." Cartman stayed silent. "You want me to catch you or something?" I called back to encourage him.
"Yeah, the jump is high." Cartman shied away while holding his arm in his other hand. I didn't expect his answer at all... I reach my arms out in wide embrace.
"Alright jump pussy," I call out to the chubby brunette. Cartman looks down at me and closes his eyes while quickly making a cross on his chest. His knees bend down and he places two fingers on his nose pinching tightly. His feet float over the water as he jumps off the dock in my direction. As his body hits the water, I wrap my arm in an embrace around his body. Cartman looks up at me and frowns.
"Get off me jew." He snaps.
"Shut up fatass, you literally told me to catch you. I release him from my grasp.
"Whatever jew." Cartman turned away. God, I fucking hate him. He's so fucking confusing and he's really starting to piss me off. He was nice to me most of the day and he's just being an asshole for something he told me to do! I. DON'T. FUCKING. GET. IT!!! In anger, I lash out and splash water at Cartman. His body stops moving.
"You fucking Jew." Cartman turns his body swiftly in my direction and lashes back with the same type of attack. A smile formed on Cartman's face, a genuine smile. I don't know why, but just something about seeing Cartman happy made my insides feel warm. Water splashes between the two of us and smiles all around... This was a moment between Cartman and I that was truly special... and for once I wished this moment between us would never end.
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