Kyman: Newfound Feelings

Spin the Bottle

Chapter 4: Spin the Bottle

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Kyle's POV:

"Ight guys, try not to be too loud... Some of us will be on guard for councillors and teachers... Anyways enough of the boring shit, let's begin!" Stan begins the night and a roll of laughter and screaming came along the crowd in a quiet manner. The circle consisted of Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Kenny, Wendy, Bebe, Tweek, Craig, Butters, Red, Heidi, Clyde, Token, Jimmy, Timmy, Nichole, and Scott. Wendy placed her hands on the bottle and gave it a spin. The bottle spun in circles quickly, slowly it slowed down and landed on Bebe.

"Truth or dare, Bebe?" Wendy asks while giving her a signature smile. I hated that smile, it was so fake it hurt...

"Truth," Bebe responds twirling her blonde curly hair.

"Who got the greatest ass out of all of the boys?" Wendy once again smiles. Small laughter rolled around the circle of people.

"Come on guys we all know it's Kyle." Bebe giggles and her face turns slightly red.

"No Cartman's ass is better," I mumble a bit too loud. Everyone turns to me.

"What was that Kyle?" Kenny smirked.

"N-nothing." Everyone turns their attention back to the bottle. God that was so close... I almost got caught.

Bebe places her hands around the bottle and gives it a good spin. It lands on Stan.

"Truth or dare Stan?" Bebe stares him in the eyes.

"Dare," Stan replies with a bit of cockiness in his voice.

"I dare you to kiss Wendy." Bebe giggles. God this was so boring, Cartman was right about this game, it is for babies. At this point, my mind just kinda wandered.

"Cartman, truth or dare?" I snap back into realization as Red asks Cartman the question.

"Dare of course, since I'm not a big pussy like Kahl." Cartman smirks

"Shut it, fat boy." I hurl back at him glaring at him.

"SHUT IT! Anyways..." Red looks at all the girls in the room and they start to giggle. "We dare you to let us dress you up in girl clothes." The girls break out in laughter as if they heard the funniest thing in their lives.

"B-B-But that's gaaaaaay." Cartman whines.

"So you're a pussy then?" Bebe smiles.

"Fuck you guys." Cartman follows the girls into a small room.

Minutes pass and the door of the room they were in creaked open.

"Laugh all you want guys just know this wasn't my choice..." Cartman snarls at all of the people laughing at his feminine appearance. He had a dark red dress with black fishnet stockings. On top of his head was a long wig that matched the colour of his original hair colour. His lips had a slightly pink gloss on them and his eyes; one brown and the other blue were brought out with mascara and glittery pink eye shadow. Honestly, he looked good... He was kinda hot. BUT NO NOT LIKE I LIKE HIM! He was dressed up as a girl that happened to be hot... God, I sound so fucking gay.

"Kenny, look at Kyle's expression... He totally wants a piece of that." Everyone starts laughing hysterically and a frown forms on my face.

"Shut up you fags, you really think I'd like that fatass?" I snarl.

"Mph mph mph mph mph mph mph (well based on that comment you made earlier, yeah)." Kenny and Stan get big grins on their faces as if they cracked me.

My eyes roll. "Yeah right, can we just continue playing?"

"I agree with Kalh, now shut the fuck up before I beat your hippie and poor ass into the ground... Plus even if that jew was gay for me, I still wouldn't date him because I don't wanna date a dirty jew!" Cartman's face was red in anger.

"Fine lover birds... Ight guys, we're switching to ACTUAL spin the bottle now." Hollering of excitement emerged around the circle.

"Erica's up first guys." Bebe giggles.

"Goddamnit shut it, Bebe." Cartman grabs the bottle and spins it with force because of his angry state. Kenny and Stan are sitting beside each other chanting my name while crossing their fingers. The bottle's momentum slows down. Cartman closes his eyes and starts to make crosses over his chest.

"No... Oh no... OH HELL NO!" My voice screeches as I see the bottle pointing head-on at me.

"KISS EACH OTHER PUSSIES!" Bebe and Wendy chant at the same time while smiling.

"No fucking way am I kissing a jew >:(." Cartman's voice raises. Laughter emerges from the circle as well as the chanting of "DO IT DO IT DO IT!"

Cartman sighs and crawls up to me and gives me a peck on the lips. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever experienced. Our lips bolt away from each other as fast as they could after colliding. Both of us wiping our mouths while coughing in the opposite direction.

"Fuck this shit I'm leaving." My legs darted up and bolt out the cabin in the direction of my cabin.

Cautiously I opened the door and sneak up the ladder into my bed. My eyes shut close.

The door creaks open nearly hours later and I know the presence is Cartman's. Quickly I pull out my phone.

K: I know you brought your phone here fatass

C: What do you want jew?

K: Can I go down there for a moment?

C: I guess...

I crawl down the ladder and place myself on his bed. We sat there, In utter silence.

"I didn't mind the kiss..." Cartman ends the silence. His body crawls up to mine and he wraps himself around me.

"W-w-what are you doing Cartman?"

"Just shut up already." Cartman mashes his mouth against mine and starts grinding against me. In response, I move one of my hands down his hips and place my tongue in his mouth. It was warm and felt good.

"Hehe, you're a hard jew." Cartman's giggles seductively.

"I know I am." I simply say as I pin Cartman to the bed and unbuckle my belt revealing my hard. I take off his boxers from underneath his dress and place the tip against his thigh.

"Oh, Kyle."

"Yeah, you like that don't you." I laugh.

"KALLLLHHHHH!" My eyes dart open to the screaming of Cartman.

"Looks like you finally woke up." Cartman snickers while I sit there blank. Wait... It was a dream? Maybe that can't be possible... The only time I get wet dreams is when I lik- wait... No. NO. NOOO. I like Cartman!?!?!? I can't possibly... But

"HEY SNAP OUT OF IT JEW!" I come back to reality.

"You might wanna deal with that jewrection ahaha." Cartman laughs. I dart my head down to see the bulge in my pants. Shit.

"Fuck." I sigh.

"Jeez Kahl what were you dreaming of ahaha." Cartman giggles.

"Shut it fatass... I gotta do something about this before someone sees." I cover my bulge with my pillow.

"Ight fine, I'll give you a pill for that." Cartman sighs while climbing down the ladder.

God, I've already realized my feelings for Cartman and now I have a full-fledged boner because of him... How can this day get any worse?

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