USSR x Third Reich [2.0 OneShots]

CRUSH! [MEME]

Third Reich: HUSH, HUSH, BLUSH, BLUSH, YOU ARE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH! *points at USSR*

USSR: *clearly uncomfortable*
Third Reich: I'M SINGLE AS I CAN BE.
YOU'RE PERFECT FOR ME! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU HINTS WHY YOU SHOULD DATE ME! uwu

USSR: But..I have kids-

Me/Author: HUSH!

Third Reich: LISTEN NUMBER 1: I'M SUPER HOT!

USSR: No, you're not.

Third Reich: LISTEN NUMBER 2: SHE'S SUPER NOT!! *points at Afghanistan*

USSR: Hmm..maybe..

Third Reich: LISTEN NUMBER 3: I'M ALL YOU GOT, AND ALL YOU GOT IS SOMEONE HOT!!! uwu

USSR: Is it me or its getting hot here?
*lits cigarette*

Third Reich: BOY, CHECK MY RESUME YOU WANT A BACKGROUND CHECK? OKAY. FIRST NAME HOT AND LAST NAME BITCH! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THAT'S A SNITCH. YOU THINK I'M CLASS? HELL NO! AND I GOT A BIG FAT ASS! ;)

USSR: *flips magazine* Hm. Uh-huh.

Third Reich: AND ALL I GOTTA SAY IS..PLEASE DATE ME BE! CAUSE I'M SINGLE. S-I-N-G-L-E. AND LOVE ME! TOUCH ME! AND WELL..FUCK ME!

USSR: Uhmm..NO.

Me/Author: Alright that's all for today!

Third Reich: *ugly sobbing*

USSR: *doesn't give two shits about Third Reich's crying*

Me/Author: BYE!

[End]

1/31/20
Friday
212 words