USSR x Third Reich [2.0 OneShots]

r A n D o M

Vine #1
Adult!USSR: You stupid.

Kid!Third Reich: No, I'm not!

Adult!USSR: What's 6 x 3?

Kid!Third Reich: Uhm..21?

Adult!USSR: You stupid.

Vine #2
Fem!Third Reich: I'm!~ Gonna swing like a chandelier!~ Like a chandelier!~
I'm gonna live like nobody exist!~ Like nobody exis-

Fem!USSR: *play 'Work' by: Little Mix* *smirks at Nazi* *grabs pan*
Chorus:
You gonna go work, work, work~
But let my body do the work, work, work~

Fem!USSR: *smashes pans together*
I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF YA'LL! AND YOU NEVER GOTTA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME! >:3
*sings while smashing pans*

Fem!Third Reich: *sCreEcHeS* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Vine #3
UK: *films a video wents to France* BOO!

Male!France: AHHH! You almost dropped my croissants! >:'(

UK: *wheeze*

Vine #4
Third Reich: Hey, USSR!

USSR: *washing the dishes* *turns around* Yes?

Third Reich: I'm a banana! (gay)

USSR: What?

Third Reich: I'm a banana!! (gay)

USSR: Nazi, that's not how it works--

Thurd Rice: i'M a BaNaNa! (gay)

USSR: Um..okay?

Thurd Rice, Fascist Fucking Italy, Imperial Bomb Japan: *fornite dancing*

USSR: What the hecc--

Vine #5
Third Reich: Well, my Dad works on a Military. :) *sips beer*

USSR: My Dad had dIaBeTes. *chugs vodka*

Third Reich: Wtf--

Vine #6
America: Hello! Who are you?

UK: I'm UK. What's yours?

America: America. Where do you live?

UK: *chuckles* I came from England but I do not live in London.

America: *confused 100*

Vine #7
Third Reich: USSR!

USSR: Yes?

Third Reich: Why there is a person (country) laying on the floor? and why its hands is missing?

USSR: Uhm..

Third Reich: Answer me, USSR.

USSR: I..I..

Third Reich: I, what?

USSR: I eat hands, okay?

Third Reich: What the fucc--

Vine #8
USSR: Hey, Nazi! Can you close your eyes for a moment?

Third Reich: Why though? ((Bet u gonna choke me))

USSR: Relax~ I just got a gift for you from me to you. :))

Third Reich: A gift? 0///0 ((doki doki))

USSR: Yep!! :D

Third Reich: Okay. You better hurry and get on with it, ya bastard!

USSR: *smiles innocently and brings out NECKLACE*

USSR: Open your eyes now!~

Third Reich: *opens eyes* What is it? Is it a scarf or neck--

USSR: *grips r-- NECKLACE*

Third Reich: --lace..

USSR: Bye, bye, bitch. >:))

Third Reich: Oh, shit--

USSR: >:))

Third Reich: ×_×

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Me/Author:
I had fun with this, u know? Mixing all the MEMES and VINES together. The Vine #8 was inspired by 'Nakariia' an artist :3 Hope u Enjoy!

Have a great day or night! Bye!

3/18/20
Wednesday
436 words