USSR x Third Reich [2.0 OneShots]

TEA!

Me/Author: Ahh..what a lovely day to drink TEA. *sips*
USSR: Your right there comrade.
*sips*
Third Reich: What's up with you two?
USSR: Were just drinking LIPTON TEA. Why?
Third Reich: You sound like your Britain--- smh.
UK: What?
Me/Author: NO WHERE NOT!
YOU JUST DON'T APPRECIATE TEA!
Third Reich: Maybe..I seriously mean it. You two looked like Britain, if you keep drinking 'leaf water'.
USSR: *gAsP* :0
Me/Author: *gAsP* :0
UK: wHaT dId yOu sAy!?
France: Mon amor, calm down.
Third Reich: I was only telling the truth. -_-
USSR: B-but..this is from RUSSIA.
and not UK's.
Me/Author: Yeah! What do you know about tea? Hmm?
Third Reich: Well, sorry if I mistaken it.
I'm just saying..its not from BRITAIN'S
its from RUSSIA. I know that.
I was saying is..you would be like BRITAIN if you keep drinking TEA.
USSR: . . .
Me/Author: Bloody Hell! Mate, are you sure I won't be Britain's?
Third Reich: Oh no--- Y-you..
USSR: What's wrong mate? I mean, 'comrade'?
Third Reich: YOU GOT HIS ACCENT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*screeching in the distance*
Me/Author: Got em'. 😂👊
USSR: We sure did. 😂👊
UK: *dies*
France: *also dies*
Third Reich: *trips and dies*

[End]

1/17/20
Friday
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