USSR x Third Reich [2.0 OneShots]

r U n s O v I e T

Me/Author:
Here I present u..incorrect quotes! uwu

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USSR: I have decided that, I am in fact, a snack. Its just that people aren't hungry. :'((

Third Reich: But..I'm starving.. D':<

USSR: What was that?

Third Reich: I said, "I'm starving."

USSR: Oh well..go eat something then

Third Reich: But you said you are a SNACK! So, I shall EAT you NOW :))

USSR: Uhm..

Me/Author: SOVIET, RUN!

*insert RUN MEME*

USSR: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Third Reich: Come back, here!!

USSR: Hellpppppp meeeeeeee!

Me/Author: Nah -<- *eats popcorn*

USSR: :'((

Third Reich: >:))

USSR: :'00

Me/Author: Shut up, guys!

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3/25/20
Wednesday
105 words