USSR x Third Reich [2.0 OneShots]

i T ' s n O t w H a T y O u t H i N k !

Me/Author: Looks like Moto Moto (Nazi) likes you.~

Fem!USSR: What? No, he doesn't.

Me/Author: Wait, here he comes.~
*scoots away from USSR*

Fem!USSR: What, what?!--

--- In The Distance ---

Third Reich: *gets out of water*

Third Reich: *shows muscles*

Third Reich: Hey, there, herr Union~ ;D

Fem!USSR: 0////0 I..uh..um..I..uh..

Third Reich: Want to go to my house for a while? U know get to know eachother?~

Fem!USSR: Uhm..okay..

Me/Author: Hehehe~ I ship those two~ Japanese Empire will sure love this~
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--- Few Minutes Later ---

Fem!USSR: Ow, Nazi! You cyka, that hurt! Be more gentle will you?

Third Reich: Yeah, yeah. I'll be more gentle than the first. Just stay still.

Me/Author: Do you think they are doing it? *looks at UK*

UK: I'll kill Nazi if he pregnant my best friend -｀<´-

Me/Author: I'm sure of it.

Fem!USSR: AHHHHHH! NAZI!

Third Reich: Fuck! Stop screaming! Everyone will hear you!

Fem!USSR: I won't be screaming it this isn't, ah!~ hurts!

Third Reich: Then, stop struggling and squirming!

Me/Author: *take a deep breath* I need to get out of here for a second.

UK: ...

Me/Author: UK, what are u doing? UK? UK!--

UK: *kicks down door* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL, ARE YOU TWO LITTLE SHITS DOING?!

Third Reich and Fem!USSR: ...

UK: Answer me, you fools!

Third Reich: I was trying to help USSR practice her ballet, okay? Then, you came in and the practice is ruined!

Fem!USSR: Yeah! What makes you think that we are doing dirty stuffs?

UK: ... I'm sorry..sorry for disturbing. I need to go.

Third Reich: Jeez, I hope its not the Author who planned this once more.

Fem!USSR: I hope so too.

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Edit!
Me/Author:
I forgot to put this-- Shit--

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