Me being weird

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A/N:
Aye, I'm finally gonna write something yeet ✌️

Also, this is inspired by Supereeego's "Latinas Be Like" video on YouTube so yeah check that out my dudes 'cause they're funny asf. More than me ;)

I've just always wanted to write it out so plz don't come at me XD

The vid is above ^

Here's a pic I got from the vid:

Here's a pic I got from the vid:

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(Me in the middle XD)

Ight enjoy what I have to write about that shit ✌️

~ Warning: A LOT OF CURSING/SWEARING/PROFANITY! ~

~ Topic: Comedy, Humor, Funny ~

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Third Person

"Ah, Samantha be looking good in these pictures, bitch! I'ma give her a like-"

The girl sitting beside her eating Hot Cheetos shook her head and humphed. "No! Unfollow that bitch right now!"

The other girl turned to her and raised an eyebrow. "Okay, bitch, but why?!"

"Me and that girl got into a huge ass argument!" The other chick continued, swallowing down her Hot Cheetos and fake crying a bit.

"What happened?!" The other chick went on.

She suddenly stopped and gave her a deadpan look. "I don't fucking remember."

She returned the look. "Just for that, you give me a Cheeto-" she reached for the bag.

"Ah, no!" She snatched the bag away.

"Bitch, I bought those for you!"

She gave her another deadpan look. "Exactly, for me, not for you, for me."

She growled at her. "Bitch, give me a Cheeto or I'll kill you!"

"Kill me and I'll unfollow you off Insta." She smirked and kept eating.

"Manipulator," she humphed and went back on her phone.

The other girl feigned hurt. "Fine, bestie, here ya go!" She rammed the Cheeto bag next to her.

"Aww, thank you!" Before she could grab one, the other chick quickly yanked it away and barfed in it.

"Still want it, bitch?" She smirked.

The other girl glared at her and stood up, walking away. "Nasty ass bitch."

The other chick on the couch just giggled and continued to munch on her Cheetos happily.

Third Person #2

A couple were walking down the sidewalk, hand in hand, the Latina ranting and talking to her boyfriend about random shit, him getting bored and fed up from the sudden topic changes.

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