New Coronavirus Jokes

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Coronavirus is serious business

I scoffed at how serious the Coronavirus was being portrayed.

Then I realized that I haven't been invited to the Russian, Ukrainian, or Oriental dating sites in weeks!

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Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously

All they do is cheese and wine

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if bats could talk what would they say about the corona virus?

Now you know how it feels to have your world turned upside down!

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How did the birds escape the coronavirus quarantine?

They flu

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How does an Introverted hypochondriac feel during the Corona virus outbreak?

Validated.

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Do you wanna hear a Corona virus joke?

Nevermind, you'll probably spread it around.

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What's the best thing about COVID-19?

All these novel coronavirus jokes

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Who was the first person in the galaxy to be infected by the corona virus?

Wuhan Solo

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pfff CoronaVirus is nothing

I remember back in the day getting OldMilwaukeeVirus every weekend and actually needing 2 rolls of toilet paper every morning, and I never panicked

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So there's only one state with no confirmed coronavirus infections, do you know which one it is?

The state of denial

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Hear about the comedian with the corona virus who's on tour?

He killed.

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You know who didn't die from the corona virus?

Jeffery Epstein

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Let me tell you this coronavirus joke...

We have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.

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In light of the Coronavirus outbreak, I chopped off my mustache to reduce the amount I'm subconsciously touching my face.

I decided better shave than sorry.

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COVID19 in Ireland

Did anyone hear about the recent spike in Coronavirus cases in Ireland's capital?

Reportedly it's Dublin!

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Corona virus has reached the Arab peninsula

Time for a Qurantine

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Bengalis should be safe from the coronavirus

Every since we were young we've been told, "eita korona, oita korona!"

("Eita korona, oita korona" means "don't do this, don't do that!")

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What does Pinocchio us to protect himself from Corona Virus?

Lysol

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At least anti-vaxxer parents won't have to worry about the coronavirus

Their kids already died from preventable diseases years ago.

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Damn, there's a lot of coronavirus jokes.

It's like a worldwide thing by now.

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The timing of the Corona Virus is perfect for St.Patrick's Day

Because the cases keep Dublin.

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If you don't understand a coronavirus joke, be patient.

Eventually you'll get it.

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How are Romeo and Juliet like the current pandemic?

One's a Corona Virus the other is a Verona Crisis.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crumby!!! Lol jkjk it had coronavirus

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