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10 :: fake & faker

out of context spoiler for HTT
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can you figure it out lol

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"Park fucking Jimin asked you out? He what now?"

Seokjin's eyebrows raised at the youngest as the three of them were crammed onto the couch, sharing warm blankets and popcorn to rewatch their favorite movies instead of studying like they should be.

It was a problem with having a tv, and of course, Taehyung didn't want it to just sit there collecting dust. It wasn't like Jeongguk ever used it, so he supposed he was doing him a favor anyways.

"He did! After the volleyball game he came up to me, said I looked cute— and mind you, I was wearing my usual stuff— then we talked some more about the game, and he said we should grab boba sometime!" Taehyung gushed, leaning into Hoseok who wrapped his arms around his shoulders.

"Were you like... hearing things right?" Jin asked, his tone still edged with skepticism. Taehyung nodded eagerly.

"We even exchanged numbers!" He squeaked, "but I'm not gonna text first 'cuz I'm not that dumb, and it's hard to text first." Jin glanced over at Hoseok, his lips pressed together into a tight line.

"So can I ask you some serious question?" Seokjin hummed, throwing his arm over the back of the couch. Taehyung gave him a thumbs-up, mumbling 'sure' as he popped another piece of popcorn into his mouth.

"You're well aware of Jimin's sexual history, right?"

Well yeah, Taehyung nearly choked on his popcorn, but he tried to keep a straight face. He knew the older was completely inexperienced compared to him, but that didn't really concern him since he had Jeongguk to help him out.

Jeongguk was probably just as experienced as Jimin, so at least that helped edge Taehyung near even ground with him. The younger told him he was still going to teach him some new things, and Taehyung was cool with it as long as its things that could help him keep Jimin interested.

"Jin's right, Tae. You've never kissed anyone, much less even did the diddly do," Hoseok wiggled a suggestive eyebrow at him, earning an eyeroll from the blue-haired boy.

"He could be taking advantage of you, bub," Seokjin murmured. "Jimin's worse than Jeon Jeongguk. The guy's rumored to have a higher bodycount than your roommate over there."

"Seokjin hyung's right. Your bodycount is zero, while Jeongguk over there and Jimin probably have over a hundred."

"My roommate over where?" Taehyung asked, only to see Seokjin gesture where Jeongguk stood by his bedroom door, yawning and rubbing at his tired eyes. His lips curved into an oval, remembering the younger usually woke up this late in the day.

He ignored the weird looks Hoseok and Seokjin were giving him as he made sure Jeongguk was fully awake. The guy was an idiot and usually stayed up until three in the morning studying in the kitchen, drinking banana milk and talking to someone on the phone at such an ungodly time.

Taehyung never interrupted him, though every now and then he would check up on the younger to make sure he was asleep. When he did manage to make it to the bed, however, Jeongguk was out like a light for hours, and the second he woke up, the poor guy was delirious as heck.