Candy cat poop
I have a cat that poops candy,
She goes by the name of Mandy,
Which just happens to rhyme with candy,
It comes in pretty handy.
I sell it and make money,
Fill up everyone's tummy,
With cat poo candy.
Although, of course I don't eat it myself,
Because I know where it comes from.
I don't tell the others,
I keep that to myself,
As no one would bye it if they knew,
No one wants to eat cat poo.
Just because it's blue,
Just because it looks good,
Just because it's made of sugar,
Doesn't make the fact it came from a cats bum any better.
Now I'm thinking of getting an Irish setter,
I saw one that poops candy too.
Then I'll have double the amount of candy
That I can sell to more buyers
And make more money from my candy poo empire.
