My friend Sam
My friend Sam is an alien,
He has 5 eyes,
And lives off pies.
Sam lives way up in the sky.
He has 2 heads,
a lot of legs.
And can fit a whole pie in his mouth.
Sam is the ruler of his planet,
He has a space ship
And visits earth a lot
I'm the only human friend he's got.
Sam tells me one day the world will end
when he presses a big red button,
That he will wipe out the entire human race
And turn them into a massive pie base
Luckily I'm his friend, so he says I don't have to die,
He even let me try the pie,
It was yummy, I'm not going to lie,
No wonder Sam eats a lot of pie.
