Planet bum
My bum won't stop growing,
I ate a cream bun, that's when it started
It felt like an earthquake when I farted
I tried to pop it
And squash it
But it kept on getting bigger
I went to the doctors
They didn't know what to do
They told me to have a poo
But I can't fit on the toilet
I can't fit on the sofa
I can't fit in the car
I can't fit in my house
I had nowhere to go
There was nothing I could do
My tummy felt bad
I was just sad,
Then when I farted again, my feet lifted from the ground
Now I'm up in the sky
I floated up so high
Its like a hot air bloon
But I can't come down
I'm so far above the ground
I floated all the way to space
Now I'm all alone
My bum is now a planet
Bigger than earth,
bigger than the sun,
I wish I hadn't eaten that cream bun.
