funny words go brr ig
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y/n:hey guys, i'm describing stuff in spanish for some homework, can i say that henry the 8th favourite subject was sex education?
bushroot: no, it didn't exist then.
liquidator: if you write it in spanish, then you're right.
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y/n: bushroot is a simp.agree with me or die. that's an order, a threat if you will. not a suggestion. bushroot is a simp.
megavolt : k.
y/n: repeat after me if you love lightbulbs. BUSHROOT IS A SIMP.
megavolt:
y/n:
megavolt : bushroot is a simp.
y/n: yes.
megavolt : now can i go back at trying to kill darkwing duck?
y/n: yeah of course, sorry for intruding
megavolt : (turning back to a tied up dw and lp) aren't they awesome?
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y/n i was born on the changeover days of libra and scorpio ( a/n most people won't be it's for the quote guys)
launchpad: ohhh, fancy
y/n: i am henceforth a librio
launchpad: that sounds like it should be a cereal.
y/n: exactly! so as a librio i am also a cheerio, but i'm not cheery, so a pessimistio.
launchpad: i think my parents knew i would at least be gay, they didn't expect pan, but they knew i was gay.
launchpad: i popped out gay and will die as such.
y/n: one look at you and we all knew.this himbo is gonna be both hot and gay.and he will rock it.
launchpad: the only hetero i am is heterochromatic
y/n: b r o, really?
launchpad: yeah, i have this thing called sectorial heterochromia, so my eyes are like pizza and 2 slices are green.
y/n: i like pizza.
launchpad: yeah and you have really pretty eyes you lucky goddess bitch.
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negaduck : how does steelbeak know me?
y/n: (sends him a wholesome meme saying how much they love him)
negaduck: am i going to have to stab a child?
y/n: >:[
negaduck: oh, love you too toots
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dw: i am at a loss for words!
y/n and gos, in sync: despite being at a loss for words,he proceeded to yell at us for the next 20 minutes.
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y/n: how long does your ideal hug last?
quackerjack: with you? 45 minutes.
y/n: that's not practical.
quackerjack: in my defence you said 'ideal' not practical'
y/n: touché
quackerjack:
y/n
quackerjack: give me a hug.
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bushroot: i don't really have friends.
y/n: bold words for someone within hugging distance.
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quackerjack : don't worry guys, i have a knife up my sleeve!
bushroot: i think you mean 'trick'
YOU ARE READING
darkwing duck x reader
Fanfictionrequests are closed, please don't comment or dm them to me, i've got a few to catch up on. the 'story' has incorrect quotes, oneshots and preferences, and most of the characters in dwd, both og and snippets from dt17.
