AN: i really have n07hing t0 say xD
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You and the stranger both like homestuck.
You: sup
Stranger: YOU.
Stranger: i know what you did.
You: i see
You: and how does that make you feel?
Stranger: very very upset.
You: i see
You: how can i help you with this problem you seem to have?
Stranger: you can promptly escort yourself to the nearest police department to face the full extent of the law!!!
You: but i feel rather happy out of jail
Stranger: i don't care, it's what you rightfully deserve!
You: i dont wish to see terezi again
You: she licked me last time
You: :/
Stranger: THAT'S NOT UP TO YOU, NOW GET YOUR ASS IN JAIL, CRIMINAL!
You: b-but
You: i dont wannnttt tooooo
Stranger: do not make me use ROUGH FORCE.
You: dont make me go all fucking NINJA on yo ass to stay away from dat place man
Stranger: I was quite the brawler back in my dad! im certainly no stranger to HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT
Stranger: do not test me!
Stranger: * DAY
Stranger: NOT DAD
Stranger: **DAY
You: i fucking spar with STRIDERS man
Stranger: those ruffians?? tough adversaries i must say
Stranger: it does not intimidate me!
You: you dont mess with us lalonde's
You: we drink you to death man
Stranger: HA
Stranger: is that a challenge??
Stranger: i will take you on, friend!
Stranger: mind you i've never had an alcoholic beverage before...
Stranger: but i wont back down
Stranger: lack of response i see?
Stranger: never mind that then,
You: sorry
You: i am trying not to fall asleep
You: i seem to have a rather bad case of lag
Stranger: ah
You: please do forgive me
Stranger: you have my forgiveness
You: wonderful
You: my life is now complete
Stranger: im looking for someone so i must be on my way
Stranger: have a lovely evening!
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