Word of god (CONTAINS SPOILERS)

Fun fact

The main theme of most of my books are "shit happens." Like u kno, "Whoa! didn't see that coming"

Golden (rewritten): your now famous and rich EX best friend tries to get into your pants after 11 years. Shit happens.

Ignorance Is Bliss: you were drugged and tricked into a lesbian relationship. Shit happens.

You Interest Me: your customer service skills leads you to be kidnapped by a child-like serial killer. Shit happens.

I Changed For you: the unpopular and ugly kid from highschool turned into a hot, popular model tries to get into your pants just because you were nice to him before. He won't take no for an answer. Shit happens.

Bloody Bullet (rewrite): a really powerful crime syndicate wants to use your private investigation services because you are really good at it. They don't accept rejection. Shit happens.

Blind Date: you thought your friend was doing you a nice gesture by setting you up with a blind date. Turns out she basically sold you to a slightly higher than middle class guy. Shit happens.

Then the whole plot is reader trying to get outta the shit that happened, making more SHIT in the process— snowball effect.

Haha hilarious

Im a failure of a writer