(Note, CB is like 2-3 lmao)
CB: It would be so awesome
CB: It would be so cool, it would be the most incredible superhero movie the world has ever seen
CB: The screen would light up, with real explosions
CB: And special effects
Jo: -_- CB wtf are you doing-
Drake: What's happening-
CB: Like tons and tons of special effects
CB: *drops down from cliff and lands epicallly, bigger explosion follows* My super sweet cape would be special effects! *cape flowing majestically behind him* And it would blow your mind!
*chunks rocks falling to the ground*
Jo & Drake: *dodging and scrambling*
Drake: *grab CB & throws him at Jo*
CB: Cause it's my movie! *caught by Jo and rushed away* My movie!My superhero movie!
CB: It's all about me! Yeah, it's all about me!
CB: It's my movie! My movie! My superhero movie!
Jo: Narcissist i see- *tripped by rock and drops CB*
CB: *falling off another cliff and smiling, doesn't care* They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me! *getting carried by shadows to ground and hops off* *waving arms in the air*
No longer a sidekick no that's not me!
CB: Picture my bootie up in 3D *shakes his bootie*
Drake: CB stop-
CB: *sticks out tongue and keeps going* I'll shake my bootie! in my own movie!
Drake: Fucking hell, stop-
CB: *puts a stick in his mouth and dances* It's my movie! My movie! My superhero movie!
CB: *runs into the bushes* They'll be lining up to see a movie all about me
Drake: *spits out burnt stick, ready to kill a child*
Jo: *catches up* Alright what is happening?
Drake: *hisses fire* Idk-!
Bigass monster: *appears from the bushes*
CB: *hanging on a branch* I'd have the most impressive, cool and scary, big, mean, hairy, adversary!!!
Jo: Wtf fuck is that- *knife out*
Drake: *sword out*
CB: BUT NOT TO WORRY! I'm the man in charge! *slap it*
Bigass Monster: ;-; *runs away*
CB: *drops and gets grabbed by a big bird* Yeah i'd have an alter ego! I'd be a billionaire!
CB: *waving hands around* Standing tall with ADULT SIZE HANDS!!!! And gorgeous hair! *hair flows majestically in the air*
Bird: Squawk!
Jo & Drake: *running in below, throwing either shadows, beams or icicles*
CB: Cause it's my movie! My movie! My superhero movie! It's all about me, yeah it's all about me!
CB: It's my movie! My movie! My superhero movie
CBThey'll be lining up to see a movie all about me!
CB: *makes a X with arms, shaking head* No longer the sidekick!
Big bird: *poses like an eagle*
Bunny in its mouth: SIDEKICKS ARE LAME!
Big bird: *snaps beak shut, hit with an shadow but recovers low to the ground*
CB: Now I'm the superhero puttin' the villains to shame! C-B-BLAZE Is the name!
CB: :0 *epiphany moment* Oh! and i have my own hero music too!
CB: *conductor arms* It goes bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, BOOM!
*fire explodes in the sky*
Big bird: *comes out of explosion cloud unscathed, still holding CB*
Drake: Damnit I missed!
CB: It will play everytime i entered the room!
Then i'd say my sweet and ominous catchphrase...! Crack an egg on it!-
Big bird: Ka-Kaw!
CB: *slaps it and falls once more*
Big bird: ;-;
Drake & Jo: *combine powers to create a shadow ice slide down for him*
CB: *hands raised in the air* It's my movie! My movie! My superhero movie!
CB: It's all about me! Yeah, it's all about me! It's my movie!
CB: *spins around* My movie! My superhero movie!
CB: *throw out tickets and leaves* They'll be linin' up to see a movie all about me!
CB: It's my movie! My movie! My superhero movie! It's all about me *hops down and lands, poses*
CB: Yeah it's all about me! It's all about me....! B'D
Jo & Drake: *concerned on all numbers of levels* -_-"
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I enjoyed doing this one, lmao. Hope you do too, Pj out!
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