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Carmen can't cook, like at all.

Ivy :
Let's make a cake.

Carmen :
*somehow sets it on fire*

Ivy :
Pancakes...

Carmen :
*does the same*


Ivy :
Okay a sandwich

Carmen :
*fire*

Ivy :
CUT UP AN APPLE?

Carmen :
*sets it on fire somehow again*

Ivy :
WE AREN'T EVEN IN THE KITCHEN
HOW THE FUCK-

Carmen :
I'm sorry-

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Shadowsan :
Why is the kitchen on fire

Ivy :
Carmen tried to make fruit salad

Shadowsan :
Then why is-

Ivy :
She doesn't even know, don't ask me

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Ivy :
Hand me ingredients instead.

Carmen :
Okay fair enough

Ivy :
Flour

Carmen :
Uh Ivy-

Ivy :
*turns around*
HOW DID YOU SET FLOUR ON FIRE

Carmen :
DUNNO BUT GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER

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