Carmen can't cook, like at all.
Ivy :
Let's make a cake.Carmen :
*somehow sets it on fire*Ivy :
Pancakes...Carmen :
*does the same*Ivy :
Okay a sandwichCarmen :
*fire*Ivy :
CUT UP AN APPLE?Carmen :
*sets it on fire somehow again*Ivy :
WE AREN'T EVEN IN THE KITCHEN
HOW THE FUCK-Carmen :
I'm sorry----------------------------------------
Shadowsan :
Why is the kitchen on fireIvy :
Carmen tried to make fruit saladShadowsan :
Then why is-Ivy :
She doesn't even know, don't ask me---------------------------------------------
Ivy :
Hand me ingredients instead.Carmen :
Okay fair enoughIvy :
FlourCarmen :
Uh Ivy-Ivy :
*turns around*
HOW DID YOU SET FLOUR ON FIRECarmen :
DUNNO BUT GET THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
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