CarmenSandiego Shenanigans

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Shadowsan :
...
Covid-19 is horrible

Player :
Can I go to China?

Carmen :
Isn't the virus in China especially??

Player :
Exactly

Shadowsan :
Player no-

Player :
Player yes!

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Zach :
*calling from new phone*

Carmen :
*hangs up cuz she don't answer unsaved numbers*

Zach :
SHE HATES MEEEEE

Ivy :
*texting*
Why'd you hang up on Zach??

Carmen :
WAIT THAT WAS ZACH?

Zach :
*sobs*

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Player :
*eating noodles*
This is challenging

Carmen :
Huh?

*picks up thing she needs to steal*

Player :
Multitasking

*trying to type hacks and eat noodle at the same time*

Carmen :
What???

Player :
WHY
*smacks head into noodle bowl *

Carmen :
Oh he's eating and hacking
No wonder-
WAIT DID YOU JUST

Player :
*grumbles into noodles*

Carmen :
....
Well then.

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Player :
Choose a starter from these three!

Carmen :
The Squirtle is cute-

Zach :
Charmander is nice
He's lit

Ivy :
Im gonna ignore Zach's pun and go for Squirtle aswell

Shadowsan :
Bulbasaur looks patient..

Carmen :
Wait we're going on personailties??

Shadowsan :
No he just looks patient
I don't know the personality

Player :
Pfft, I choose Charmander

Shadowsan  :
My Bulbasaur is female-
Well then

Carmen :
Mine is also female

Zach :
Male

Ivy :
Male

Player :
Female

Shadowsan :
Now what's the point of a starter if we catch like 500 others?

Player :
Uh-

Carmen :
...
Now you got me thinking

Zach :
WOAH-
NEVER THOUGH OF IT LIKE THAT

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Enjoy my shit