CarmenSandiego Shenanigans

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Zach :
I'm bored...

Carmen :
This is going to get dangerous.

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Shadowsan :
....What the hell is he doing?

Zach :
*trying to eat an egg with the shell still on*

Ivy :
I dunno but it's funny.

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Paper Star :
I want to kill you.

Carmen :
Oh really?
I thought holding a paper knife to my throat was a greeting!

Paper Star :
You would think that.

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Bellum :
....Cleo....

Cleo :
Yes?

Bellum :
Get me a flamethrower....

Cleo :
Why?

Bellum :
Someone insulted your outfit...

Cleo (on a call) :
EXCUSE ME, YES MAELSTROM, WHERE IS THE FLAMETHROWER? BELLUM NEEDS IT-

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Brunt :
I wonder if you can bake a banana into bread without any dough.

Bellum :
LET'S FIND OUT

Shadowsan :
Your going to burn down the kitchen, I suggest you don't-

Maelstrom :
You realise it's already on fire right?

Shadowsan :
And how would that happen?

Maelstrom :
I got curious.

Shadowsan :
Of course...

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Tigress :
Yknow what I hate?

Crackle :
What?

Tigress :
Cat jokes.

Crackle :
But they are so purrfectly made!
Like it is impawsible to find better puns!

Tigress :
Stop

Crackle :
Do you like boxes or are you clawstraphobic?

Tigress :
THATS IT YOUR MY NEXT LUNCH-

Crackle :
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT-

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Enjoy my trash