Why not? Also this staying at home stuff is driving me nuts sooooo
#1
Tina: pass me my keys!
*CRASH*
Tina: I said my keys!
Newt: I thought you said printer.
Tina: why would I say printer?!
#2
Tina: I spoke to the aurors at the scene.
Newt: what did they say?
Tina: 'go away'
#3
Jacob: what if ducks threw bread back at you?
Newt: you'd have to duck
Tina: I hate you both.
#4
Tina: I've been dropping subtle hints that I'm mad at Newt.
-earlier-
Tina: Mr Scamander.
Newt: *instant panic*
#5
Tina: this is too hot. I can't eat this.
Newt: you're too hot and that doesn't stop me from eating you.
Queenie: *chokes*
Jacob: ONE DINNER. I JUST WANT ONE PERFECTLY NORMAL DINNER.
#6
Tina: I like my tea as I like my men
Newt, hopeful: hot and British?
Tina: thrown in the Boston harbour.
#7
Tina: what did I tell you not to do?
Newt: burn down the flat
Tina: and what did you do?
Newt: made you dinner
Tina:
Newt:
Tina:
Newt: ...and burned down the flat.
#8
Jacob: sooooo is this thing between Newt and Tina supposed to be a secret?
Queenie: of course not... but the only people who don't know that Newt and Tina are in love with each other are Newt and Tina
#9
Grindelwald: I'm gonna kill you!
Newt: wait, let me ask Tina
Grindelwald: that's not how it-
Newt: she said no.
#10
Newt: Tina kissed me!
Theseus: *gasp* no!
Jacob: *squeals* oh my god!
Theseus: okay, we wanna hear everything. Jacob, grab the wine glasses. Newt, does it end well or do we need tissues?
Newt: oh it ended veeeeeery well
Jacob: *running with the wine glasses* do not start without me, do not start without me!
Theseus: alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush, or a more, y'know, 'I gotta have you now' thing?
Newt: well, at first it was intense, but then we sorta sunk into it...
Jacob & Theseus: *squealing* awwwwwwwwwww
-scene changes to Tina, Queenie and Leta casually eating pizza around the table-
Tina: and, uh, I kissed him.
Queenie: tongue?
Tina: tongue.
Leta: coooool.
That's all the meme I got for today. I absolutely love memes, in case ya wondering. I might make some up, too. Okay ya stay inside, stay safe or else you shall die! Ooh also I have a meme book so do go and check it out!
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Fanfic[COMPLETED] Grindelwald has ruined them. Tina's sad (and so Newt is sad), Jacob is a freaking train wreck and Nagini... well, you kinda can't tell with Nagini. But Tina sees the pain. Then Dumbledore decides to send them on a journey of a lifetime...
