Author's note: THIS IS A JOKE!Please don't take this seriously.Anyways, enjoy betches
(underlined is luke's pov, regular is calum's)
"Oh ma god look at y/n over there"
"Damn boi she thicc"
"Thiccer than a snicker"
"She's like the perfect mixture of meghan fox and katie p"
"I really wish she was my bitch"
"Well don't be a fake betch go talk to her"
"Nah man she looks so perfect standing there with all her thiccness and I ain't got the courage"
"If you ain't gonna make her your betch, she gonna be my betch"
"It's almost valyntyne's day, she probably already hooked up with lemon boi over there"
"Boi shut the fuck up and go ask her out"
*Luke shoves Calum over to y/n*
"Heeey y/n"
AN:please remember that this is a joke
