Italics is y/n
"Hey cal-pal"
"Will you be my valyntyne?"
"I only date intelligent men, are you intelligent?"
"Yeas"
"Prove it"
"Well uh I know that tadpoles are baby turtles, and I can spell valntyne"
"V-A-L-N-T-Y-N-E, valntyne"
"omg Calum you're so smart, will you marry me?"
"Nope, i'm already married to lemon boi"
(underlined is narrator)
Ashton walked over and said "that's my man's, fuck off"
He then carried his mans home and fucked him
THE END
Thanks for reading, have a good day.(I know this was the dumbest/weirdest thing you've ever read, that was the point lol)
