"Some people say the pen is mightier than the sword" (Riordan).
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In this great retelling of The Son of Neptune, Percy Jackson shows you how he reacted throughout the adventure in his point of view.
Percy welcomes you to his blog of miseries. Enjo...
We sailed in a very small boat called the Pax. My friends and I expected it to be as high and mighty as the Roman navy, but it wasn't. It was like those ordinary wooden boats that you would find in a thrift store.
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Yeah, very high and mighty indeed.
We arrived near the Golden Gate Bridge and had some very interesting experiences. We were just minding our own business when the wind suddenly stopped. The next second, it seemed that the grass was moving under our feet. Suddenly, Hazel screamed and the grass took her somewhere.
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Grass doesn't normally do this. Notice that this was just an image that I found online. This isn't Hazel, but hopefully, this mortal conveys the message that Hazel was literally "dragged."
Luckily we found her with the grass-like creatures called karpoi. She handled everything pretty well, actually. She made sure that a rock was in between her and the wheat-like creatures. This was good because the karpoi wouldn't be able to grow on the rocks and get Hazel. When Frank and I arrived to save the day, those little creatures ran away from us.
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Those little creatures are such baby-like monsters.
After that, we saw some creatures coming towards the R.O.F.L store. The whole entire ravine was full of monsters. As soon as Hazel saw a giant, we all hid somewhere and watched what was going on.
We noticed that whenever the monsters threw stuff at the store, a rainbow formed and vaporized the items. Not only that, but a Ding Dong also flew out of the window. The creatures thought that it was a grenade, but to everyone's relief, it wasn't. It seemed like the creatures really wanted to meet the rainbow goddess.
For a horrifying second though, I heard the giant named Polybotes say that he smelled a sea god. He also turned in our direction. But then another monster named Ma Gasket reassured him that it was just the sea that he was smelling and not a sea god. When the creatures left, we walked towards the Rainbow Organic Foods & Lifestyles store and went inside.
It was a good thing that we weren't vaporized, just like those items that the monsters threw. Instead, we were welcomed by Iris and her assistant, Fleecy. Fleecy was the one that manages most of Iris' messages while Iris manages her store.
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She may look high and mighty, but in reality, Fleecy does all the work for her.
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