not like other girls

Chapter 12: What Now?

You rush into the tour bus as fast as you can.

"Billie Joe!" You shout, scared.
Billie Joe looks at you, concerned.

"Yeah?" He asks, standing up and rushing towards you.

You tell him everything that just happened with Louie, before bursting into tears but in an attractive sort of way so your eyeliner doesnt smudge.

"It'll be okay, y/n!" Billie Joe says, before running out of the tourbus with you.

Louie is waiting there, still clutching the sales agreements triumphantly in his hand.

"Y/n isnt going anywhere with you posers!" Billie Joe yells.

"She 'as to come wiv us, otherwise we're gonna call the police!" Louie says to Billie Joe with a smirk. The rest of One Direction all walk up to you, with grins on their stupid poser faces.

Billie Joe sighs sadly, turning to you with tears in his eyes.

"Cant i just have one more night with Green Day?" You plead. The band members all glance at each other, before agreeing.

"Fine," Harry says to you "But you 'ave to be ready to go by the mornin' !"

The members of One Direction all walk off, leaving you and Billie Joe stood outside the tourbus.

"What do we do now?" You ask, tears brimming in your eyes "I cant believe my horrible stepmom sold me to One Direction! I mean, i know im pretty good looking but sometimes i wish i just looked like every other girl so i wouldnt get bothered like this! God, being attractive is so bad."

"It'll be okay," Billie Joe reassures you, wiping a tear away from your eyes, and kissing you tenderly "I'll think of something, dont worry."

You both walk into the tourbus, Billie Joe hugging you as you sob into his arms.

You sit on the couch as he tells Mike and Tré what just happened.

"We have to think of something!" Mike exclaims, looking worried.

"Yeah!" Tré agrees "I know me and y/n haven't always seen eye to eye, but we cant lose her!"

Billie Joe nods in agreement, and they all huddle together to try and think of something.

You want to go over and participate, but you're too depressed to get up off the couch, so you sit there and cry instead.

After 10 minutes of the band muttering between themselves, they straighten up and turn to you.

"Okay y/n," Billie Joe says with a grin "here's the plan..."

*two hours later*

You all leave the tourbus and walk over to where One Direction are "performing". As you reach the stage doors, you look to Billie Joe.

"Okay, this is it, everyone remember the plan?" He says in a hushed voice. You all nod in agreement, and Billie Joe gives you a hug of reassurance.

You then start making out, and then Billie Joe says "okay this is where we split up."

The members of Green Day run around the side of the building, leaving you to do your part of the plan: distract the boys.

You walk backstage nervously as you hear One Direction ending their show. You loiter by the stage, waiting for them to finish. When they do, they run of stage, and bump into you.

"What are you doin' 'ere?" Harry Styles asks you. You start fake crying.

"Me and Billie Joe broke up! So i thought I'd come here!" You say convincingly.

"Okay," one of the other boys says "you can come to our dressin' room if you like!"

You follow them into the dressing room and sit on the couch next to Harry. The other boys linger by the walls, on their phones or just being posers.

"So," you ask Harry with a fake sniff "why did you buy me off my stepmom?"

"Well, i was scrollin' through Twitter, and saw a picture of you and Billie Joe. I thought, wow, she's bootiful, but didnt really fink anyfing of it!" Harry tells you "then your stepmum got in touch and asked if we wanted to buy you for $500, so we said yes, cus why not? So now you can come on tour wiv us instead!"

The other boys all nod and smile at you. You start to cry for real now, but they all think its because you "broke up with billie joe".

"It'll be fine!" Louie says "you dont need Billie Joe anymore, you 'ave us!"

You nod, trying to convince them whilst glancing at the clock. 5:55pm. You still needed to distract them for another five minutes.

"Why dont you guys sing me a few songs to cheer me up?" You ask with another fake sniff. They all nod eagerly.

"Lets sing Midnight Memories!" One of the boys, Liam, you think, says.

They sing the song, and then start singing another song. You dont know what this one's called, but you've definitely heard it on the radio before. Something about dancing all night to a good song? You dont really know.

You glance at the clock again. 5:59pm. Any. Second. Now!

As the clock ticks to 6:00pm, Billie Joe, Tré and Mike all burst into the room, with knives, and start killing all the members of One Direction.

After they're all dead, you walk out of the room and start making out with Billie Joe.

"You saved me!" You sob happily into Billie Joe's arms. He laughs happily and you make your way back to the tourbus.

Once you get back, you and Billie Joe make out some more.

"I have to go perform now!" Billie Joe says sadly "But I'll be right back afterwards!"

You smile and nod, and as Billie Joe leaves the tourbus, you sit on the couch and turn on the news.

"All five members on One Direction have been found dead in their dressing rooms." The news reporter says. "It is believed to be the work of the italian mafia, for unknown reasons, or that of a serial killer who has been operating in the London area in the past few weeks. For now we-"

You turn off the TV with a happy sigh, thankful that no one knows who truly did it, and fall asleep.

A few hours later, Green Day come back and Billie Joe wakes you up.

You follow him into his bunk, and you both fall asleep, exhausted after todays events.

(A.N. a LOT of stuff happened XD hope you guys enjoyed XDDD had to kill of those guys, sorry XD anyways, this isnt the end of y/n and billie joe, they still have a whole tour to go XD thanks for reading XDDD 🤘🤘🤘 ^•^)