Spies in Disguise!

At the Hotel.

Okay, so I officially never want to have a Cloaca. Even if I don't entirely know what it means, I've heard enough from when Lance was in the bathroom. Now we are currently at a fancy Hotel in Mexico, where Kimura is supposedly at.

"So, are we using Situation Fem? Or are you handling this?" I asked Lance. He thought for a moment. Walter looked confused. "Situation Fem?" He asked. I nodded, thinking that Lance must have explained our dynamic to the newbie.

"He doesn't know." I gave Lance a look. He seriously didn't explain anything!? Why do I always have to do it?! I sighed. "Lance and I came up with different Action Protocals for when we go on Missions. Situation Fem is a simple distraction Technique that has me distract the target while he investigates elsewhere." I explained. Walter looked a little less confused. "So yes or no?"

"Nope. This is more of a Situation Bash and Dash." I rolled my eyes. "Seriously? Bash and Dash? I thought we were done with that stupid tactic. It never works!"

Bash and Dash was suppose to be a simple interrogation technique, where we would mildly torture the target until they gave up the info we needed. But everytime we use it, Lance ends up knocking the target out before we can get a single sentence out of them. How can he still think that same old tactic could work!?

Before I could protest again, I noticed a group of men. The same group of men that Lance and I had beaten when we first dealt with Kimura. "Crap. Lance, we've got company." I warned. He saw the same guys I did.

He started towards them. "Y'all better squad up cause here comes the-" He was halted by Walter putting his foot in front of him. "Hey! Did you just Toe-Poke me!?"

"You're a Pigeon. You can walk right past them." Walter said, about to walk away. I grabbed his arm for a second, making him turn towards me. "Got a hat and Glasses in that backpack of yours?" I asked, keeping my eyes on the group to make sure they didn't see me.

"Uh, yeah." Walter swung his bag around, opening the front pocket. He pulled out a tan Sun hat, and a pair of Black sunglasses.

I slipped them on, then slipped my arm into Walter's, making it look like we were a couple. I stood on his right, away from the gang of men. I noticed Walter was blushing slightly, and seemed a little tense. I sighed, then leaned into his body. "Just go with the flow, Walter." I whispered, leaning my head on his shoulder as we walked.

(^How Michelle is holding Walter.^)

He relaxed a bit, then we started walking with Lance a few feet ahead of us.

This actually feels nice, holding onto someone. Like as if I'd be safe from all harm as long as he's holding me...

I was shaken out of my thoughts by Lance making a huge racket of noise. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BIRD NOISES WAS THAT!?!? JESUS CHRIST!

We made it to a few couches, where Walter immediately let go of me. A part of my heart stung at his fast discarding of me, but I shook it off. Besides, he seemed to want to hurry with the mission, so I tried not to take it personally. Keyword: Tried.

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Lance got the Keycard, but was very annoyed at the fact that these other Pigeons tried to have him join their flock. It was hilarious to see though. Now if only Lance would only REMEMBER that he has a TEAM! I've been his partner for almost a year, and the man still doesn't appreciate me properly. He even tried to go after Kimura by himself. If I hadn't pulled a trick on the secretary saying that I was a good friend of Kimura and was trying to surprise him, Walter and I would never have been able to stop Kimura from killing Lance!

Now we had (a very naked) Kimura on the floor, trying to interrogate him. But of course, Walter couldn't have us hurting him. So he used Truth Serum. It worked better than any other time that Lance and I had tried to interrogate anyone. I was impressed.

But there was no time for that. We now had discovered that Robo-Hand was going to Venice to steal the Agency Database and, using the assassination tech, would hunt every single one of them down.

It would be the end of H.T.U.V.

Forever.