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CETRION AND SHINNOK!!!! GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!

Raven: IT'S IMPORTANT!!!

Cetrion: What is it?!

You must sing childish war!

Shinnok: I DON'T LIKE SINGING!

NOW!!! *gets out da wands*

Cetrion: FINE! *grabs her green mic*

Shinnok:*grabs his orange mic*

Everyone:*watching*

Cetrion is Rin and Shinnok is Len! Here we go!

*music starts*

Shinnok:*begins*
Long time ago there were
two adorable siblings who
lived in a mansion together
with noble fam'ly
Yeah Yeah Blah Blah Blah!!

Cetrion: HEY! SAY IT RIGHT!
Whenever we are called for dinner
It's a race!
With a knife and a fork
I'll take you down
I'll wipe that smirk off your face!

Shinnok: We can do what we want tonight
Because we have everything and we're the
privledged noble kids, alright?!
So go and bow just for me!
I'll make sure all of you see!
Viceroy? Who is that? ME!
You understanding?!

Cetrion: Hey Hold on! Hold on!
You're bluffing again, and see
You're so selfish!
You should just say it bluntly!

Shinnok: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Whatever you say, brother
of mine~ hahahah!

Cetrion: You keep setting me off!
You're just pissing me off!
Talking to me with that
selfish attitude of yours!
Yell and blow the whistle!
Gongs will shout for battle!
No more petty fights between
us! This time: IT'S WAR!

Shinnok: Oops, I over did it!
Might as well go through it!
Hey, but hey, I just made him
mad with my style~ alright?
But here on the surface
Thanks for your purchase
But, because of that, you have
lost this battle tonight! HA!

Cetrion: I'll just step back and retreat while
I sit up and write a new strategy
An eye for an eye, a tooth
for a tooth. Some candy's the
trick to reveal the truth!
YOU SEE, Who do you think I really am?!
I'm master of the RULEBOOK
Useless? HAH! Neutral? HAH!
I'm just afraid of
you, but not for long!

Shinnok: Now, now, citizens,
lend me your ears now!
It's natural to be so composed now!
I may cheat a bit but I get it done!
All your little lives
might as well have won!
Besides, everyone, take
a look at my lineage:
Mil-I-Tar-Y!
Yes! I've won! Yes! I've
won! Yes! I've won!
I've got the V-Sign! YAY!

Cetrion: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah!
How about a gold star
for saying you tried?

Shinnok: You keep setting me off!
You're just pissing me off!
Having such defiance to
try and squabble with me!
I'll just get back at you!
Show me what you can do!
I can make you tremble in
fear beneath both my feet!

Cetrion: Yes! I knew you'd do it!
I knew you'd go through it!
Now this is my chance to
finally win this tonight!
Hey! You missed me again!
HA! CHA-CHA!
But now, because of that, you have
lost this battle, alright?! YES!

Both: You may be who I can call 'family'

Shinnok(Cetrion):
Su (Yah) Yoh (Yah) Oo (Oo) Yah (Hah)!
You are just the right enemy for me!

Cetrion (Shinnok):
Su (Yah) Yoh (Yah) Oo (Oo) Yah (Hah)!
If I fall and yeild
when you get in my way

Cetrion (Shinnok):
Oo (Yah) Seh (Yah) Yah (Seh) Hah!

Shinnok: I would surely lose my
mind, so I won't let you
Win tonight! This battle's
all mine! HEY HEY HEY HEY!

Cetrion (Shinnok):
really fast Big brother, since
you're too weak to do anything
yourself, you should be thankful
that I'm assertive enough to carry
us both through this predicament.
(You just run around all by yourself,
causing chaos that I haveto always clean
up! You say I'm weak, but I fix all of
your mistakes! I'm not a completely
incompentent fool!) I mean, seriously!
Look at yourself! Look at him! He may be
older, but he's unreliable and so
pathetic! 'Big Brother' is merely a
name! I'm the better sibling!(Would
you just calm down a little
bit? All the maids and butlers
like me for being prudent unlike
you so can you please be quiet now!?)
That is my decree!
(WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP?!)

Cetrion: You keep setting me off!
You're just pissing me off!
I'll zip all of your abuse deep
in your mouth, you'll see!
Yell and blow the whistle!
Gongs will shout for battle!
The one who will rule in this life

Shinnok: You Guessed It, Will Be ME!!

Cetrion: Oops, I over did it!
Might as well go through it!
Hey, but hey, I just made him
mad with my style~ alright?
I'll just keep on taking
Thank you for donating!
But, because of that, you see
that-- Wait! That's not right!

Shinnok: That can't be right!

Both: IT'S A DRAW TONIGHT?! EHHHHH!!?!?!

Everyone:*le clap*WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

AWESOME!!!

Cetrion and Shinnok:*begin fighting over good and evil*

OH SHIT!!!!

Kronika: I will deal with this....KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEAVE MORE ASKS OR DARES DOWN BELOW!!!! *glass being broken in the background*AAAH!

Raven: WE'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME!!!

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